caffeine diary

[nb: Prop 8 passed. Some of these are more hope than fact. There's still work to be done, and someday, the whole multiverse will participate in equality marriage.]

Equality Marriage

Connecticut:
[BSC, Mary Anne/Kristy (Mary Anne + Dawn). G. After all these years, still my only. For ctorres]
( yay CT! )

Atlantis:
[SGA/AtS, Fred/Elizabeth. G. An issue of deepest importance. For inlovewithnight]
( Yay Atlantis! )

The Union of Allied Planets:
[BtVS/Firefly. River/Tara. PG. A promise means forever. For neon_ethos. This drabble has been remixed as Understand by ebonypsyche]
( Yay Alliance! )

Colorado:
[SG-1. Jack/Daniel. PG-13. Sometimes it's hard to remember; some things you never forget. For tresa_cho]
( someday, Colorado! )

United Kingdom:
[BtVS. Giles/Xander. (Willow + Xander), G. Second time charm. For realpestilence]
( separate but equal is not actually equal, UK )

Califrellingfornia
[BtVS. Anya/Willow. PG-13. Maybe if Willow made a wish? For azarsuerte
( you are on NOTICE, California )

Title: "Wishing the World into Unbeing"
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel
Featured Characters: Drusilla, Darla, Oz, Tara, Faith, Giles, Dawn, Fred.
Spoilers/Timeline: S6/3.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Joss and Mutant Enemy, not me.
Notes: For firstgold in the 2008 apocalyptothon. The prompt was, "The world ends with a whimper."
Summary: A concentration of darkness.
Words: 1000

( tonight, the world enters the last half of its last rotation )

From the requests here.

General notes: No direct spoilers for DH except as noted. Some of the futurefic is AU. All fic set at school comes with implicit warnings about underage sexuality and the accompanying issues of consent. I've warned for explicit kink. All the MM/HG is so ridiculously sappy it might melt your teeth. Next up: Giles porn. :)

[Hermione/Oliver Wood. Timeline unspecified, but they're both still at school. NC-17. You learn something new every day. For swatkkat24]

( Coached )

[Hermione/Oliver Wood. Timeline unspecified, but they're both still at school. R. Hermione's not skilled at sport. For swatkat24]

( keepaway )

[Hermione/Minerva McGonagall. Timeline's unspecified, but Hermione's still at school. NC-17. Kink. Flowers (come unblooming now). For hermionesviolin]

( transfigure )

[Hermione/Minerva McGonagall/Ron Weasley. Set during fourth year, movieverse. R. This is how we learned to dance. For thelastgoodname]

( also, the quadrille )

[Hermione/Parvati Patil. No timeline specified, but they're both still at school. PG. Perfect. Always. Pressure. For queenzulu. This drabble has been remixed as What a Doozey by lye_tea.]

( scald )

[Hermione/Rupert Giles. Buffyverse crossover. No timeline given. R. It's only skin deep. For glimmergirl.]

( etch )

[Hermione/Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood. Futurefic. PG. Infidelity. When you dance, it's hard not to step on someone's toes. For bluerosefairy.]

( backwards, in reels )

[Hermione/Severus Snape. Set during Hermione's fifth year. DH spoilers. NC-17. Extremely dubious consent. She, too, would never shut up. For scrollgirl]

( potions passes past )

[Hermione/Rupert Giles. Buffyverse crossover. Futurefic. It's been years since we've had anybody here and we're obsessed. For callmesandy.]

( not since )

[Hermione/Ron Weasley/Severus Snape. No timeline given, but Ron and Hermione at still at school. NC-17. Liquor and lust make you dumb. For flamingnik.]

( to the naked eye )

[Hermione/Ginny Weasley. No timeline given, but probably around third year. R. Secrets had best stay that way. For squirrelyjones]

( second time around )

[Hermione/Rupert Giles/Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie. Buffyverse and Veronica Mars crossover. PG-13. Like an eagle to the air. For alixtii.]

( but sex is sex )

[Hermione/Minerva McGonagall. No timeline given, but Hermione is still at school. PG-13. Implied kink. The harder you fall.... For gvambat]

( heavenwards )

[Hermione/Dolores Umbridge. Fifth year. NC-17. Warnings for quill. Detention with Dolores. For 3708.]

( lies my teachers told me )

[Hermione Granger/Keith Mars. Veronica Mars crossover. Futurefic. PG. And I can kill you with my brain. For alixtii.]

( casualties of trade )

[Hermione/Severus Snape/Remus Lupin. Third year. PG-13. The kind of magic that doesn't require thought. For scribbling_elf.]

( Between Wars )

[Hermione/Nymphadora Tonks. Futurefic. NC-17. If only she'd stop for a moment, Hermione would understand. For noelia_g.]

( War Torn )

Title: "Marmalade Skies"
Fandoms: Buffy: the Vampire Slayer and The West Wing
Featured Characters: Giles, CJ, cameo from Tara
Do they (want to) have sex (with each other)? Yes.
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers/Timeline: Immediately post-"Gift," no tWW spoilers
Disclaimer: Aaron Sorkin and Joss Whedon, not me.
Notes: For raedbard and the prompt "letters in springtime"
Summary: The clutch of gravity, and the taste of a dream
Words: ~1500

( CJ's letters are soft and intimate and elsewhere )

Title: "And Goodnight"
Fandom: Buffy: the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Giles/Xander
Rating: PG
Spoilers/Timeline: After "Dirty Girls," before "Empty Places"
Disclaimer: Joss created them.
Notes: For soft_princess in the Giles round of maleslashminis.
Summary: A kind of comfort.
Wordcount: 576

( Willow worries her hands, looks at Giles sideways and scared... )

[No huge spoilers, I think, except maybe for BtVS S7 and CA Diaries]
( Read more... )

raedbard asked for commentary on Library Science.

[the usual drill -- spoilers, etc.]
( library science )

Title: "Incurable"
Fandoms: Buffy: the Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, and Firefly
Grouping: McGonagall/Giles/River
Other pairings mentioned: McGonagall/Luna, McGonagall/Hermione, Giles/Buffy, Giles/Willow, Simon/River.
Rating: R
Warnings: Beyond the obvious ones implied in the pairing list (like age difference, incest, and threesomes)? Very!dommey!McGonagall, mild spanking, and just about everyone who isn't actually featured in the fic is dead.
Spoilers/Timeline: spoils the whole run of FF, HBP, and S6 of BtVS. Goes AU from some time in S6 of BtVS.
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon (et al) and JK Rowling. Not, fortunately for all concerned, mine.
Justification: hermionesviolin did one of those crack!pairing memes and suggested very strongly ("Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? River/Giles/McGonagall = geeky hotness! Plus, crossover fun. Hello, Ari") that I should write this.
Summary: The Room of Requirement, an insane asylum, a cottage in France, and three very broken people.
Words: 5013
An additional note: This story has been remixed: Incurable (The "All You Zombies" Remix).

( Giles closes his eyes and thinks hard about finding a place to hide something. )

[Lilah. R.]
( one )

[Fred/Willow, chocolate, R.]
( two )

[Tara/Willow, flying. PG. mid-S6]
( three )

[Willow + Giles, computer. G.]
( four )

[Tara/Trance, dancing. G.]
( five )

Title: "A Small Puzzle"
Fandom: Buffy: the Vampire Slayer and Angel
Pairing: Giles/Wesley
Rating: PG
Timeline/Spoilers: In an AU S3/6.
Notes: For winter_rogue in the Escape From L.A. Ficathon. Her requests are at the end.
Disclaimer: Joss, not me.
Summary: Wesley goes to England, drinks brandy, and saves the world.
Words: 2903

( A Small Puzzle )