caffeine diary

Gacked from voleuse. I was like, I won't do any memes until I quell these plotbunnies. Then I thought, ooh, that's an interesting meme. Weak I tell you WEAK.

I, um, gave up coffee for Lent and haven't been drinking it daily, just occasionally. So there's this problem where I have NO TOLERANCE again. So it's not just the traditional Easter binge, it happens EVERY WEEK. Oops.

Meme, anyhow.

Name or describe [no more than] three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

*preens*

a! I am feeling much better thank you very kindly flist! I slept pretty much all day yesterday and all last night and woke up at ten feeling groggy but no longer headachy and nauseated and generally gross. I have a stuffy nose and can't taste anything, but I'm okay for work tonight and that's still several hours away (as I keep reminding myself nervously). Thanks so much for your good wishes, flist! Keep the chicken soup coming. :)

2! Ficathon stuff is past due and I am so uninspired. Woe! I am determined to get everything done as soon as possible, though! *promises, promises*

c! My femslash_santa gift was posted! It's Stories and Myths, by glimmergirl. Fred/Kaylee, just for meeeee! *delighted*

4! In conclusion: I am feeling much better now! Though still uninspired to write! But better! And abusing the exclamation point like whoa! Because I am feeling better!

e! It's worth mentioning that after two days off, I'm on coffee again, to ward of another Headache of Doom like the one that ate my brain yesterday.

6! Not done yet! Things what I have watched in the past few days:
+Lots of 3 Stooges (cos, new year! Is required!)
+The last bit of the Pilot of Farscape, which was on teevee. So good! With the John! And the John omg! And Teeg! *pets prototypical!Braca* And Aeryn!
+The first half of "When She Was Bad"! It's so shiny and such! Mmmm, W/X!
+A few more episodes of Sports Night. Jeremy/Natalie with a possible side of Dana is so my canon OTP! Yay!
+Lilly/Veronica spanking. Woefully, this happened only in my head, in a very strange dream I had last night! O_o

Now, 'tis back to writing. *falls over*

I'm reading Dave Barry's Holiday giftguide. You know, the one where these are all real I am not making this up insane items no one would want?

And one of them is caffeinated soap.

And I am so there.

*dies of geek*

OMG! thinkgeek.com. Why did no one make me aware of this previously? Just think of all the money I could already be wasting!