[meme] tell me something I don't know

[wisdomeagle]

Gacked from voleuse. I was like, I won't do any memes until I quell these plotbunnies. Then I thought, ooh, that's an interesting meme. Weak I tell you WEAK.

I, um, gave up coffee for Lent and haven't been drinking it daily, just occasionally. So there's this problem where I have NO TOLERANCE again. So it's not just the traditional Easter binge, it happens EVERY WEEK. Oops.

Meme, anyhow.

Name or describe [no more than] three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

*preens*

Comments

[yhlee.livejournal.com]

River vs. Caleb ninja deathmatch on the rooftops.

Hermione falls into our world and discovers that she has a bad case of alexia.

*wracks brain*

That's all I got...

[sage-theory.livejournal.com]

1. In which Cassie and Sam are completely straight and Cassie is not at all in love with Sam.

2. In which Veronica and her dad totally don't love each other at all and stop talking forever

3. The BSC girls sit around talking about how icky lesbians are and vow to be as boy-crazy as possible.

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

A long, plotty Wesley/Angel/Gunn epic where . . . no, I'm just kidding. Let me see.

*sees*

I totally fail. The problem, really, is that there is such a small set of stories I think you will never, ever write, and most of that I wouldn't be all that interested in reading.