caffeine diary

Title: Many Magi
Fandom: Firefly (AU Bible-fusion)
Featured Characters: Mal and Kaylee
Pairings: Kaylee/River/Simon
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers/Timeline: Vague for "Safe," explicit for the first couple of chapters of the Gospel according to St. Matthew.
Warnings: Incest.
Disclaimer: Joss's, God's, not mine.
Notes: Written as backup for alixtii in 3_ships 2008 (written in 2009). Originally posted here.
Summary: Everyone's seeking treasure of a different kind (maybe Kaylee's the wise one, after all).
Wordcount: 1603

( 'Not one step further,' Mal says )

I moved the wise men to the mangers last night; the kidlet and father probably won't notice till I'm gone. I'm leaving for a train up to Boston in about 15 minutes, then: train, T, flight to Newark, flight to KC, HOME!

Three Ships is live! YAY!

All the fics they are here. My fic, it is CJ/Josh/Donna and I can tell from the first two paragraphs that it will be AWESOME. It is here.

I wrote two fics. Can you guess? Comments are screened. [Edit: now comments really are screened. Sorry guys.]

Have saved all fics in fandoms I know to usb drive for reading at airports/on plane.

See you in Oz!

Dear Magi (or gift-giving entity of choice),
( Thank you! )

Reposted and backdated!

I wrote:
+ Eating Disorders [Angel, Fred/Wesley/Spike, NC-17. One summertime, Fred remembers what sane tastes like.]
+Tea Party (We're All Mad Here) [Veronica Mars, Keith/Veronica/Mac, NC-17, explicit incest. Mac attempts a rescue mission, but they all go spinning down together.]

I know you are all SHOCKED. Shocked and AMAZED.

So "Eating Disorders" was my officially assigned request. It features crazy!Fred and... that's about it. Shocking I know.

Meanwhile, zvi called for pinch hitters on fic_pinch_hit and I browsed past and saw Alixtii's request and said, "Hey. I'll write Alixtii's request."

Because fandom is a funny place where a lesbian and a straight man spend the weekend before New Year's writing each other explicit incestuous threesome porn. Elizabeth's verdict is that we are cute.

I will post more about this in the year-in-fic, but now I can offically reveal that 2007's Secret Theme In Fic was incest. Prior to 2007 I wrote, that I recall, 2 incest fics. In 2007? I wrote 6.

And finally, step right up and claim your prize:
alixtii, for identifying "Eating Disorders" as mine, you are entitled to one free threesome in the fandom of your choice. (If you just wanted to renew your Kaylee/Simon/River request from 3_ships, I would not object.)

Furthermore! For correctly identifying "Tea Party (We're All Mad Here)" as mine (like it was so hard), you are entitled to one free threesome OR incest fic in the fandom of your choice.

carla_scribbles, for correctly identifying "Tea Party (We're All Mad Here)" as mine (absolutely no identifying markers WHATSOEVER) you are entitled to one free threesome OR one free incest fic in the fandom of your choice. If you'd like to move your Roslin/Adama/Kara request up the queue as your prize, that would be fine, but you can request something else if you'd rather.

Incidentally, eponis, if you'd like to request a fic in the Yuletide-eligible fandom of your choice -- any fandom at all! -- you can.

(A final note: "Undertow" is unlocked now. I really can't justify keeping it locked with "Tea Party" posted publicly, can I?)

Title: "Eating Disorders
Fandom: Angel
Grouping: Fred/Wesley/Spike
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers/Timeline: AU after Angel S3 and BtVS S6.
Disclaimer: Joss's not mine
Notes: For kira_snugz aka Jennifer in 3_ships 2007-8. She requested "popcorn." Originally posted here.
Summary: One summertime, Fred remembers what sane tastes like.
Words: 1370

( Wesley's Indian name would be Brings Her Tacos )

I'm working on this year's year-in-fic meme?

And I don't think I'll be able to post it until after the 3_ships reveal!

Because the Totally Obviously Mine fic is the answer to, like, at least three questions.

Oh God.

When I wake up, there will probably be Yuletide authors! I'll try to wake up sometime, but will miss most of the festivities because it's almost 5 am and I'm still awake AND I'M SICK. Try not to die laughing when you see the combination of things I wrote!

3_ships authors are live. Therefore!

Title: "Guinevere Comma Not"
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Grouping: Vala Mal Doran/Cameron Mitchell/Daniel Jackson
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Bodyswapping threesome craziness.
Disclaimer: They're owned by MGM and Gekko, etc. Not for profit, just for fun.
Spoilers/Timeline: Sometime in early S9.
Notes: For sherrold in I Saw Three Ships 2005. She asked for this threesome + Cam's first time with a guy.
Summary: This is not a love triangle, not a relationship, not usual, not typified, and most certainly not Camelot.
Words: ~1750

( if he were Vala (he looks down: it seems more likely every second that he is) )