caffeine diary

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Fireflyverse

[Firefly. Kaylee/Saffron/Mal. PG-13. Once again I ignored the prompt, this time from alixtii. Set during "Our Mrs. Reynolds" before the reveal.]
( saffron+mal )

[Firefly. Kaylee/Tracy. PG-13. Leather. For poisontaster]
( tracy )

[Firefly. Kaylee/Simon. R. Dreadful. For 50thousandtearz.]
( simon )

[Firefly. Kaylee/Inara. Hard R. Dust. For velvetandlace.]
( inara )

[Firefly. Kaylee/Mal. PG-13. Sultry. For musesfool.]
( mal )

The Greater Jossverse


[Jossverse. Joss/Alexis/Kaylee. G. For malnpudl.]
( alexis+joss )

[FireflyxBuffy:the Vampire Slayer. Kaylee/Buffy. PG. Hesitation. For cadence_k]
( buffy )

[FireflyxSlayeverse. Kaylee/Faith. R. Kaylee gets Faith to tone down a bit. For rayne_y_daze.]
( faith )

[FireflyxBuffy:the Vampire Slayer. Giles/Kaylee. R. book. For gwynnega]
( giles )

[FireflyxBuffy:the Vampire Slayer. Kaylee/Tara. NC-17. Fields. For sage_theory.]
( tara )

[FireflyxAngel. Fred/Kaylee. PG. Fruit. For cadence_k.]
( fred )

The Gateverse

[FireflyxStargate:Atlantis. Kaylee/Radek Zelenka R. Propulsion. For malnpudl. This drabble has been remixed as Propulsion (the Slow & Steady Burn Remix) by 2ndary_author.]
( zelenka )

[FireflyxStargate:Atlantis. McKay/Kaylee. PG. Need. For sage_theory.]
( mckay )

[FireflyxStargate:Atlantis. Kaylee/Ford. PG. giggle. For azarsuerte.]
( ford )

Browderverse

[FireflyxStargate:SG-1. Cameron/Kaylee. PG. Tea. For sage_theory.]
( cameron )

[FireflyxFarscape. Kaylee/Crichton. PG. Engines and barbecue. For redstarrobot.
( crichton )

Scapeverse

[Firefly x Farscape. Kaylee/Pilot. G. For redstarrobot.]
( pilot )

Houseverse

[FireflyxHouse MD. Kaylee/Chase. PG. The prompt was "Inara." For wildtiger7]
( chase )

[HousexFirefly. Cameron/Kaylee. PG-13. Tea. For sage_theory. (I wasn't sure which Cameron she meant... so Kaylee did both.)]
( cameron )

Misc. Fandoms

[FireflyxWest Wing. Josh/Donna/Kaylee. PG. Dialogue-only. For redstarrobot. (Sorry... I didn't actually use your prompt...)]
( josh+donna )

[FireflyxdueSouth. Fraser/Kaylee. PG. Duty. For malnpudl. (I have S1 characterization only, so bear with me.)]
( fraser )

[FireflyxVeronica Mars. Kaylee/Wallace. G. Smiles. For invisionary.]
( wallace )

Title: "Incurable"
Fandoms: Buffy: the Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, and Firefly
Grouping: McGonagall/Giles/River
Other pairings mentioned: McGonagall/Luna, McGonagall/Hermione, Giles/Buffy, Giles/Willow, Simon/River.
Rating: R
Warnings: Beyond the obvious ones implied in the pairing list (like age difference, incest, and threesomes)? Very!dommey!McGonagall, mild spanking, and just about everyone who isn't actually featured in the fic is dead.
Spoilers/Timeline: spoils the whole run of FF, HBP, and S6 of BtVS. Goes AU from some time in S6 of BtVS.
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon (et al) and JK Rowling. Not, fortunately for all concerned, mine.
Justification: hermionesviolin did one of those crack!pairing memes and suggested very strongly ("Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? River/Giles/McGonagall = geeky hotness! Plus, crossover fun. Hello, Ari") that I should write this.
Summary: The Room of Requirement, an insane asylum, a cottage in France, and three very broken people.
Words: 5013
An additional note: This story has been remixed: Incurable (The "All You Zombies" Remix).

( Giles closes his eyes and thinks hard about finding a place to hide something. )

[Lilah. R.]
( one )

[Fred/Willow, chocolate, R.]
( two )

[Tara/Willow, flying. PG. mid-S6]
( three )

[Willow + Giles, computer. G.]
( four )

[Tara/Trance, dancing. G.]
( five )

Things due on or before July 17: 7

Things that were actually due July 7 but I'm not going to have them ready by July 17 because I am teh_dumb: 1.

Plotbunnies: several!

Plotbunnies related to given assignments: ... almost 1?

Plotbunnies modified to fit requirements of assignments: 1.

Teal'c-centric fics that are showing a disturbing tendancy to be Daniel/Sam in disguise: 1.

Fics written: 2 (although one of them is only a quarter done if I have time to write the rest.)
Amount they suck: lots.

Words written for NaNo: 0.

McWeir pr0n written: 0.

Crossover bunnies involving Daniel/Jack/Sam meeting Harry/Ron/Hermione and/or Willow/Xander/Buffy at a poly* convention: 1 rather unkillable one.

Likelihood that said crossover bunny will probably end in girl-on-girl smut: large.

Relation said crossover bunny has to any of the ficathons due in next seven days: -3.

Temptation to write fic involving all the people the flist Sorted into Slythrin: large.

Relation to ficathons: 0.

Total Harry Potter plot bunnies brewing: 2.

Days till all things Harry Potter are jossed: less than 5.

Days till first ficathon fic is due: 3.

Days till all seven ficathon fics/ship manifestos are due: 6.

-azarsuerte made a McWeir vid just for me for all the shippers in the fandom, and it's really shiny.

-I think girl!McKay is named Enid.

-and now, fic post.

Title: "Other Addictions"
Fandom: AndromedaxBuffy: The Vampire Slayer
Pairings: Ignatius Valentine/Willow and Rafe Valentine/Beka Valentine
Rating: R
Warnings: Het. Incest.
Spoilers: Through "Grave" in BtVS, "The Ties That Blind" and "The Pearls that Were His Eyes" in Drom
Summary: Ignatius meets the girl of his dreams, Rafe plans the con of a lifetime, and Beka just wants to fly.
Wordcount: 3,650
Notes: I blame cheese_munkey
( other addictions )