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[wisdomeagle]

Jessi is about to go overboard in the balloon poll, so I'm writing Dawn Summers/Jessi Ramsey fic to give the girl some love. (Because I can, okay?) This gave birth to an idea, even though I have sworn off ficathons forever.

[Poll #559684]

[dude, go ahead and vote, but any idea that inspires comment!fic is clearly of the good. Once we finish up with nevermet stuff, this is so my next project.]

Comments

[rhi-silverflame.livejournal.com]

It would be cracktastic!

And it just so happens I've been noodling away on a Kristy/Kennedy story that I could always use a push to finish . . . *cough*

[wisdomeagle]

Oh, I'm probably going to do it. I just need confirmation that the rest of my flist will play along. :p ... so far you're the only one who's ticked "awesome." Other than me. Because I am patheticz0rz. *shines*

Kristy/Kennedy would be *fun*

[ladylakira.livejournal.com]

*brain boggles*

*imagines Faith taking on entire BSC*

*dies*

[wisdomeagle]

Dude! The BSC would totally kick Faith's ass on account of the BSC never, ever gets defeated by anyone. Oh God! *laughs ass off at the idea of Faith leaving Boston after Watcher #1 dies and ending up in Stoneybrook and Kristy is like, "Dude, there's a serial killer in the area! This is a job for... the Baby-Sitters Club!" And then Mary Anne gets all nervous and Kristy comforts her and they have a stake out the graveyard and confront Faith while she's kicking some vamp!ass and then invite her to one of their meetings and have a Serious Talk with her about why killing people is wrong and she reforms because the Baby-Sitters are unstoppable* *dies*

[rhi-silverflame.livejournal.com]

I LOVE IT.

[ladylakira.livejournal.com]

OMG. And any time Faith tries to retort Dawn glares her into submission and Claudia gives her gummy worms in sympathy which earns more glares but the rest of the BSC is used to it and Faith understands instinctively that this glaring is okay so she eats gummy worms and its this big bonding experience, especially when she starts to scandalize Mary Anne with sex advice for Logan....

*dies again*

[wisdomeagle]

*dies more* Oh, so awesome! Especially when they take Faith on baby-sitting jobs, and she's like, dude, munchkins. And teaches them karate as an educational activity. Which causes Mary Anne to *facepalm* but then Kristy is like, "duuude, cool," and asks Faith to train with her sometimes, so they spend lots of time in the exercise room in Watson's spacious mansion working out and making out and, um.... *dies*

[ladylakira.livejournal.com]

Except one day Mary Anne drops in and finds them necking and she gets all mad and Kristy thinks it's because Mary Anne is homophobic and Kristy is all sad about that but Faith knows that it's because Mary Anne has been lusting after Kristy FOREVER so Faith starts a threesome which freak out Mary Anne and Kristy a bit because this is so bizarre to them but Faith is all good for it and they all make out on a giant bed in the mansion.

Then Dawn learns of this and is jealous because she's been lusting for Mary Anne FOREVER but the whole stepsister thing messed things up but Faith is all "stepsisters don't count, now get naked" and there is much fun with chocolate syrup and strawberries.

*is beyond ded*

[wisdomeagle]

Dudde, you *win* for Faith is all "stepsisters don't count." I so want that icon'd.

[ladylakira.livejournal.com]

*suddenly gets smacked between the eyes with crack!fic AU where Buffy and Faith are stepsisters*

*crawls under desk, whimpering*

[rhi-silverflame.livejournal.com]

I would pay to read this fic purely for the sheer potential for Faith scandalizing the hell out of Mary Anne. It's beautiful.

[ladylakira.livejournal.com]

Oh God, what if Faith cornered Logan and gave him advice on how to properly pleasure Mary Anne?

*falls over*

[rhi-silverflame.livejournal.com]

And there could be demonstrations of the hands-on variety, and then there would be Angst!

[ladylakira.livejournal.com]

Angst! Because Logan is all guilty and Faith isn't and she feels vaguely guilty for not being guilty because she likes Mary Anne but at the same time Logan isn't the right guy for her so she should find that out sooner rather than later (even though he's actually pretty good in bed and maybe Mary Anne should take him for a romp first before dumping him) and....

All right. That's it. I'm going to go beat my head in with a sledgehammer.

[hermionesviolin.livejournal.com]

This gave birth to an idea, even though I have sworn off ficathons forever.

You? Swore off ficathons? Forever? You mean organizing them, right? 'Cause you are a total h0r for ficathons.

[wisdomeagle]

Well, I totally resisted like, the two most recent 'thons I stumbled across. That's totally like giving them up forever, right?

Yeah, I know. *is hopeless*

[hermionesviolin.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes* Your command of basic definitions does not befit an English major.