caffeine diary

Today is a good day! I think it's my reward from the universe for being good and going to bed early last night. First, there was this wonderful, beautiful, painfully good Jack/Daniel D/s fic written just for me. Shines Like Destruction by sage_theory. Read it. Good God, read it. Sadly, I had to interrupt my fic reading to go watch tS. (Oh, how sad! Instead of reading slash, I had to watch slash!) Then, my second class was cancelled! And I finally opened a bank account. Oh, what a good girl am I.

I should go to the post office to see if the mail gods have noticed my goodness and rewarded me with a letter.

Questions from gvambat (spelling corrected. :p)

1)If you could have one fandom-related wish granted, what would it be? If we're dreaming the impossible dream, I'd like to go back in time and have Andromeda redone, correctly this time.

On a slightly more plausible note, a Jack/Daniel kiss would make me veryveryveryvery unbelievably happy.

And more plausible still, to never again have another Jack/Sam moment that caused me spontaneous squick.

2)What's one fic you would absolutely never write--not as a challenge, not as parody, not even for...well, a reasonable amount of money? Graphic NC-17 Dylan/Trance. I think I can say with reasonable certainty that I will never write Dylan/Trance neither for love nor money. There are other things, too... like, given the unlikelihood of my even writing any DA fic, I highly doubt I'd write Logan/Alec. Since I dislike the pairing in the first place. So. There you have it.

3)What's your favorite artist (to be defined as you see fit--pictures, music, books, whatever)? The Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

4)If you could only ever write happy, fluffy gen fic, how painfully would you kill me? Terribly, incredibly painfully, with lots of torture and angst and evil mean vile malice. And then I wouldn't sarc you, on the grounds that you were already as evil as you could be. And then I'd write fic about it. With gratuitous necrophilia. *smiles sweetly*

5)Which would you rather give up: fic or vids? (Hey, turnabout's fair play!) Argh! PAIN! I'd say vids, but then... "Your Mistake"! "I'll Keep Your Secrets"! "Love is a Stranger"! "Private Emotion"! And then I'd say fic, but... then I never could've read Meg's fic this morning, and there would be no Dr. Jackson's Diaries, and no H/W slash, and how could I live without Holmes/Watson?? In conclusion, *sarcs* *kills* *sarcs* *kills*

So yesterday is notable because I managed to read a story that squicked me, the virtually unsquick-able. I know there are some things I just can't tolerate, and in this story, "Power Play," I found out what a bunch of them were:

• extremely non-con


• extremely non-con BDSM, especially


• mutilation


• anything involving the words "medical supply store"


• reallyreallyreallyEvil!Daniel


• crippling


• anything involving bodily functions

So if you're going to write me a story for my birthday, please don't include any of those? Thanks. Otherwise I'm not picky (any my birthday isn't for seven months anyhow.)

Anyhow, my goal for today is to finish my astronomy exam. After that, my goal is to prepare my oral report for Science and Religion. And, should I accomplish that, my goal is to finish my psychology journal. I have a lot of stuff due on Monday. *sighs* Have I mentioned recently that I hate school?

In sum:
Don't read "Power Play."
I do have squicks.
School is evil.