owwwwwwwwwwww

[wisdomeagle]

*braindesk*

Three days old on Area52: "Pairing: Janet/Cassie, Janet/Sam/Cassie "
Categories: First Time, Episode Related, PWP

Porn without plot. Janet/Cassie. Excuse me while I go squick.

But the power of trainwreck compels me...
The power of trainwreck is strong, but the power of not wanting to think about my beloved Janet Fraiser like that is strong. *stops reading*

Downloaded "Chimera" this morning. Shall we watch it tomorrow afternoon?

Comments

[sage-theory.livejournal.com]

I know I just didn't see what I thought I saw.

Sam/Janet/Cassie.

Please tell me that I read that wrong. You mistyped it. Right?

I know someone just didn't.

Direct me to this story. For the train wreck is strong and cannot be turned from.

And Chimera -- GAH! WORTH IT. WORTH IT. Not as good as Grace, but *DAMN*. Good. And nice to see Sam free of the Sam/Jack monster.

Sometimes things work out in the Stargate universe


- Meg

[gvambat.livejournal.com]

Read at your own peril.

[gvambat.livejournal.com]

Actually, no. Strike that. You don't want to read it. You really, really don't.

I'm going to go have my brain removed and then throw up for a while...

[wisdomeagle]

I read maybe three paragraphs and then stopped. I just couldn't go through with it. Just. Ew.

[gvambat.livejournal.com]

Actually got through to the end by skimming over it and supressing the gag reflex.

It gets worse.

[wisdomeagle]

Janet's Rite of Passage.

Ya know, just stylistically, it reads more like porn than like NC-17 fanfic. Like the author is assuming hir readers don't have even basic canon knowledge about the show.

[gvambat.livejournal.com]

Stylistically, it reads like a seventh-grader wrote it.

It has worse problems.

[gvambat.livejournal.com]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ok, ok, I have to go see that.

*kills trainwreck*

Downloaded "Chimera" this morning. Shall we watch it tomorrow afternoon?

Tomorrow afternoon being Friday? Surely, that would work. Probably will not be able to call right after, but...yes, would work.

[wisdomeagle]

Yes, tomorrow being Friday. Okay. Yes. I will be able to wait that long. I have self-control. Of course I do.

[gvambat.livejournal.com]

Right! Yes! Me too. Ditto.

Um...if we happened to watch it earlier...would the world come to an end?

[wisdomeagle]

No, probably not. :p