[meme] fifteen word synopses

[wisdomeagle]

More clues now here. Aaaand all guessed.

[no spoiler warnings given for obvious reasons. I'll amend when guesses come in. BSC # 59, Mallory Hates Boys (and Gym), Harry Potter#7 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Farscape - "Losing Time"]

Pick up to 15 OTPs.
Describe them in 15 words or less.
Have your flist guess the OTP.


1. After many days: he melts her and she softens him. Long lost letter, postage paid. [As Time Goes By - Jean/Lionel - guessed by sangerin.]
2. Using his laptop, (writing his stories). Happy, incestuous family with a baby on the way. [RPF - Joss/Alexis(/Alyson) - guessed by malnpudl]
3. So heartbreaky you'll need a whole box of tissues. (Aspirin doesn't help.) (Neither does time). [SG-1 - Jack/Daniel - guessed by ctorres]
4. G-I-R-L-F-R-E-I-N-D: that spells my Muse. [BSC - Claudia/Stacey - guessed by piperrhiannon]
5. Closet(ed). The person he loves most. Zoo, footrub. Who's your daddy? That one's mine. [VMars - Keith/Veronica - guessed by piperrhiannon]
6. A spark of understanding whenever they encounter each other for the first time. (Stupid canon). [SG-1 - Daniel/Sam - guessed by ctorres]
7. Huge crush, questionable consent, orgasmic headrush, daddy issues; he'll never love her best. [BtVS - Willow/Giles - guessed by alixtii
8. First (shall be last). Straight-up bartering: psychiatry for bankrolling (multiply by seven for best results). [Bible - Jesus/Mary Magdalene - guessed by mari4212]
9. Fantasy (oh yeah, she wants to watch), fantastic sex, and blindness. [Farscape - D'Argo/Chiana - guessed by carla_scribbles]
10. Edenic costume party (bring your own glasses). Rivals and enemies (and clearly frelling*). [Angel - Fred/Lilah - guessed by alixtii]
11. "Baby, you had me at hello." (OTP in any 'verse). (Farscape - John/Aeryn - guessed by carla_scribbles]
12. Stupid screwed-up OTP. They're heirs (it was worth the wound) (is it worth his heart)? (House M.D. - House/Wilson Also Holmes/Watson - guessed by carla_scribbles.]
13. Arachnophobia, jealousy, betrayal, envy, perfectionism, ANGER, and a scar: they all lived happily ever after. [HP - Harry/Ron/Hermione - guessed by kindkit
14. All the rich food in the worlds to eat; smiles wide enough to eat it. [Crossover - Angel/Firefly - Kaylee/Fred - guessed by alixtii
15. Black and white (words on the page), archery, synchronized swimming, and shared ambivalence toward men. [BSC - Jessi/Mal - guessed by piperrhiannon]



*"Frelling" is not a hint; it's a euphemism.

Comments

[carla-scribbles.livejournal.com]

yay!

And 12 is... I wanna say House/Wilson? Maybe?

[wisdomeagle]

Yup! "The only thing that's working in my life is this stupid, screwed-up friendship..." (With callbacks to Holmes/Watson -- "It was worth the wound -- worth many wounds -- to know the depths of loyalty and love."

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

Oooh! That clue was a very clever bit of writing. *admires your shiny brain*