[meme] fifteen word synopses

[wisdomeagle]

More clues now here. Aaaand all guessed.

[no spoiler warnings given for obvious reasons. I'll amend when guesses come in. BSC # 59, Mallory Hates Boys (and Gym), Harry Potter#7 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Farscape - "Losing Time"]

Pick up to 15 OTPs.
Describe them in 15 words or less.
Have your flist guess the OTP.


1. After many days: he melts her and she softens him. Long lost letter, postage paid. [As Time Goes By - Jean/Lionel - guessed by sangerin.]
2. Using his laptop, (writing his stories). Happy, incestuous family with a baby on the way. [RPF - Joss/Alexis(/Alyson) - guessed by malnpudl]
3. So heartbreaky you'll need a whole box of tissues. (Aspirin doesn't help.) (Neither does time). [SG-1 - Jack/Daniel - guessed by ctorres]
4. G-I-R-L-F-R-E-I-N-D: that spells my Muse. [BSC - Claudia/Stacey - guessed by piperrhiannon]
5. Closet(ed). The person he loves most. Zoo, footrub. Who's your daddy? That one's mine. [VMars - Keith/Veronica - guessed by piperrhiannon]
6. A spark of understanding whenever they encounter each other for the first time. (Stupid canon). [SG-1 - Daniel/Sam - guessed by ctorres]
7. Huge crush, questionable consent, orgasmic headrush, daddy issues; he'll never love her best. [BtVS - Willow/Giles - guessed by alixtii
8. First (shall be last). Straight-up bartering: psychiatry for bankrolling (multiply by seven for best results). [Bible - Jesus/Mary Magdalene - guessed by mari4212]
9. Fantasy (oh yeah, she wants to watch), fantastic sex, and blindness. [Farscape - D'Argo/Chiana - guessed by carla_scribbles]
10. Edenic costume party (bring your own glasses). Rivals and enemies (and clearly frelling*). [Angel - Fred/Lilah - guessed by alixtii]
11. "Baby, you had me at hello." (OTP in any 'verse). (Farscape - John/Aeryn - guessed by carla_scribbles]
12. Stupid screwed-up OTP. They're heirs (it was worth the wound) (is it worth his heart)? (House M.D. - House/Wilson Also Holmes/Watson - guessed by carla_scribbles.]
13. Arachnophobia, jealousy, betrayal, envy, perfectionism, ANGER, and a scar: they all lived happily ever after. [HP - Harry/Ron/Hermione - guessed by kindkit
14. All the rich food in the worlds to eat; smiles wide enough to eat it. [Crossover - Angel/Firefly - Kaylee/Fred - guessed by alixtii
15. Black and white (words on the page), archery, synchronized swimming, and shared ambivalence toward men. [BSC - Jessi/Mal - guessed by piperrhiannon]



*"Frelling" is not a hint; it's a euphemism.

Comments

[piperrhiannon.livejournal.com]

4. Claudia/someone? *g* I'm gonna guess Stacey or Ashley.

5. Veronica/Keith?

15. Jessi/Mal?

[wisdomeagle]

Yes yes and yes. Claudia/Stacey, to be precise. :)

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

These guesses feel wild.

1. Simon/River.
10. Wes/Lilah. (Fred/Lilah?)

I'll probably have more eventually.

[wisdomeagle]

1. No.
10 is close. Your edit is correct! :)

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

2. Simon/River?

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

7. Faith/Giles? (I think I'm just making stuff up at this point.)

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

14. Kaylee/Inara?

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

3. Willow/Tara.

[wisdomeagle]

Of those that remain: 2 you definitely know the fandoms/pairings, 1 you probably know, the other 5 I'm pretty sure you don't know.

[kindkit.livejournal.com]

I know I should know some of these, but I have no clue.

[kindkit.livejournal.com]

Actually I think I might have a clue--is #13 Harry/Ron/Hermione?

[wisdomeagle]

Yes!

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

Ooh, that's a good guess.

[tresa-cho.livejournal.com]

I feel like I should know 11...

But I can't get any of them. Dammit! :C

[wisdomeagle]

I don't know if you know the fandom for 11 or not.

[mari4212.livejournal.com]

8. Jesus/Mary Magdalene?

[wisdomeagle]

Yes!

[carla-scribbles.livejournal.com]

Are any of the unguessed ones things I might know?

[wisdomeagle]

Hey, yes! 3 of them are from sources you've definitely seen, 2 you definitely haven't, and the other 2 I don't know.

[hermionesviolin.livejournal.com]

Coming to this when most of them are guessed, I find myself thinking of OTPs I know you have and trying to make them fit the remaining unguessed descriptions. Nothing's fitting, though.

[wisdomeagle]

Hee. I think there's only 1 left in a fandom we kind of share.

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to make sense of the ones that are left, but... *shrug*

The laptop one (writing his stories) makes me think of Joss... which suggests Joss/Alexis(/Allyson)... but incestuous? *headscratch* Allyson is pregnant, though... am I on the right track?

[wisdomeagle]

Totally right. :)

I think of the whole group of Jossian actors/writers/directors as incestuous because of the many ways they collaborate (and the closeness of the casts). Not literally incestuous.

[charis-kalos.livejournal.com]

(it was worth the wound)

I am such a MORON! I think I can quote that off the top of my head. Let me try: "It was worth a wound, it was worth many wounds, to learn of the loyalty and love behind the mask". Or words to that effect. (Must go check.) And "heirs": House of Holmes, Wilson of Watson. How could I be so STUPID?

I was thinking David/Jonathan because they are both heirs; Jonathan of Saul and David as God's anointed, but then I couldn't get the rest of the clues to fit.

[wisdomeagle]

Awww.

I am thinking I was more cryptic than I suspected.