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Does anyone want to play cliff-shag-marry? *looks appealing*

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If you're not bored of this by now, me?

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Sam, Rodney, Elizabeth.

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Cliff: Rodney. I love him dearly, but I don't want to have sex with him ever, nor could I live with him long term.
Shag: Sam, just for the fun of it.
Marry: Elizabeth, as I could get along with her for forever and a day.

Daine, Keladry, Allana

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Cliff Alanna, shag Kel, marry Daine. Daaaaaaaine. I am so in love with her.

Peter, Susan, Edmund.

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Cliff Susan, even though I do understand her.
Shag Peter,
Marry Edmund.

Mary Magdalene, Mary the Mother of Jesus, or Mary the sister of Lazarus?

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Youch, hard. I love them all. :(

Cliff the Blessed Mother (because with perpetual virginity, what's the point), shag Magdalene, marry "better part" Mary.

Mary, Martha, Lazarus.

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Cliff Lazarus, shag (erm possibly tackle and talk with for hours instead) Mary, marry Martha.

Giles, Elizabeth Weir, Numair

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(Yeah, my lack of ability to imagine Mary involved in anything resembling a one-night stand is why I ended up married to her. :))

Cliff Numair, shag Giles, marry Weir.

Cedric, Fleur, Viktor.

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(Whereas I knew that if I went with Martha as a wife, at least I wouldn't be the only one in the relationship who knew how to cook and clean.)

Also, you are evil, as my mental images of those three are all now from minisinoo, and she makes me love all of them.

*sighs* Going on book canon alone, cliff Victor, shag Fleur, marry Cedric. Gotta maintain Hufflepuff loyalty.

Hermione Granger, Matilda, Anne Shirley

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This is v. hard! It depends on whether book- or movie- Matilda, and how grown up she is.

I think with bookverse!Matilda, it's cliff Hermione (with regrets!) shag Anne, marry Matilda.

movieverse!Matilda? Cliff Matilda, shag Hermione, marry Anne.

(though the thing about Hermione and Anne both is they want like 600000 children [okay, SLIGHT exaggeration] and I am not sure if I want any, which could make marriage complicated.

Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel (any versions you choose).