You name three people (celebrities/fictional characters/whatever) and I choose one to cliff (that is, kill), one I'd shag, and one I'd marry. Then I name three characters for you to choose among and we're off and not writing sermons. (I played several rounds in the comments here which I was just browsing which is why I got it in my head to play tonight).
(I very much like that passage in the Orthodox icon-of-Trinity way. More for meditating on than preaching, though.
Verily, that is EVIL. I feel so guilty about cliffing any of them. :( That said, cliff Janine because she has the least character development, shag Fred, marry Tara. ♥
I'll bite. Cliff: Tara, I hate her. She's always so mopey. Shag: Janine Kishi. I have never read babysitters club, and as such have no idea who she is except what the internet has told me. I'm fine with shagging strangers. Marry: Fred. She's quite cute, and that's always a plus, plus she's rather insane, and that's a prerequisite for marriage.
Well, much as I love House as a character, in this game he gets the cliff. I'd marry Stacy, except her long-term SOs seem to get undiagnosable diseases, and with House dead I can't risk it. So! Shag Stacy, marry Cuddy.
In this context, definitely cliff David. Shag Uriah and anachronistically marry Bathsheba because she deserves less random-people-shagging her, not more.
Simon Peter, John-the-beloved-disciple, Judas Iscariot.
I suppose in fairness I must continue the game (apologies for the delay, I began writing before the rules were posted). As my knowledge of various fictions seems to differ from the norm here I'll throw a golden apple:
Hm! Let's see. I think Cameron for the cliff, Amber for the shag--she'd be pushy and want to *win*, and I'd *let* her, my *god*--and then marry Thirteen; I think we'd get along.
Hermione, McGonagall, Joss Whedon. (One of these things is not like the others?)
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Date: 2008-06-12 02:47 am (UTC)(Wanna write a sermon on Genesis 18:1-15 for me instead?)
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Date: 2008-06-12 02:52 am (UTC)Tara, Fred, Janine Kishi. ~eg~
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Date: 2008-06-12 02:54 am (UTC)(I very much like that passage in the Orthodox icon-of-Trinity way. More for meditating on than preaching, though.
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Date: 2008-06-12 02:55 am (UTC)Dawn Summers, Dawn Schafer, Kaylee Frye.
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Date: 2008-06-12 02:56 am (UTC)Buffy s3 Wesley, Alexis Denisof, Angel s5 Wesley.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:00 am (UTC)Cliff Dawn Schafer, age Dawn Summers up a bit, and
marryshagoh dear... okay: marry Dawn, shag Kaylee.Mary Anne Spier, Richard Spier, Dawn Schafer
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:01 am (UTC)Oz, Remus, Giles.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:03 am (UTC)Cliff S3!Wesley, shag S5!Wesley (even though that is sort of logically impossible) and marry Alexis for being marginally saner than them.
Cuddy, Stacy, House.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:05 am (UTC)Veronica Mars, Buffy, Zoe.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:06 am (UTC)-The Lethean
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:08 am (UTC)Cameron, Chase, Foreman.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:10 am (UTC)let Oz and Giles marry each othermarry Giles.ETA: David, Bathsheba, Uriah.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:11 am (UTC)Cliff Chase, shag Foreman, marry Cameron (so I could look at her pretty, pretty face all day).
Addison, Naomi, Cuddy
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:16 am (UTC)anachronisticallymarry Bathsheba because she deserves less random-people-shagging her, not more.Simon Peter, John-the-beloved-disciple, Judas Iscariot.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:16 am (UTC)Violet, Callie, Izzie.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:16 am (UTC)Hera, Minerva, Aphrodite
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:18 am (UTC)Cameron, Cuddy, Amber.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:19 am (UTC)Thirteen, Cameron, Amber. I haven't seen the last ep of S4 yet so no spoilers pls?
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:22 am (UTC)Helen, Penelope, Briseis.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:23 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-12 03:23 am (UTC)Hermione, McGonagall, Joss Whedon. (One of these things is not like the others?)
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:23 am (UTC)*tries to decide if marrying ol' John-who-leaned-on-Jesus's-bosom-at-supper would abate the divine wrath for shagging Judas or would bring down more*
ETA: I keep forgetting to add a new question. How about Kaylee, Willow, Buffy?
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:24 am (UTC)Inara, Cordelia, Lilly.