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[wisdomeagle]

Does anyone want to play cliff-shag-marry? *looks appealing*

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[(Anonymous)]

Cliff Penelope, I don't want Odysseus' arrow through my chest. Shag Helen, those who attempt a longer relationship with her meet untimely ends (but she's really just too tempting not to tap at least once). Marry Briseis, and hope to the gods Achilles is already dead, or at least just stews in his tent rather than trying to kill me.

Cassiopeia, Cassandra, Galatea (Pygmalion's)

[wisdomeagle]

This is kind of at the edges of my knowledge of greek mythology, but cliff Cassiopeia, shag Galatea, marry Cassandra.

Hades, Zeus, Poseidon.

[(Anonymous)]

Males aren't generally my thing (even gods) but cliff Poseidon because he's too tempestuous, shag Zeus because everyone's doing it, and marry Hades, for it is better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven.

An odd one:

Frankenstein's monster, Osiris, Golem of Prague.

[wisdomeagle]

Cliff Golem, shag Osiris (though, um, mostly the version as played by Anna-Louise Plowman in Stargate SG-1), marry Frankenstein's monster.

Catherine from Wuthering Heights, Jane Eyre, Elizabeth Bennett.

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, you've lost me. I never really liked Victorian literature, just monsters.

-The Lethean out