I suppose in fairness I must continue the game (apologies for the delay, I began writing before the rules were posted). As my knowledge of various fictions seems to differ from the norm here I'll throw a golden apple:
Cliff Penelope, I don't want Odysseus' arrow through my chest. Shag Helen, those who attempt a longer relationship with her meet untimely ends (but she's really just too tempting not to tap at least once). Marry Briseis, and hope to the gods Achilles is already dead, or at least just stews in his tent rather than trying to kill me.
Males aren't generally my thing (even gods) but cliff Poseidon because he's too tempestuous, shag Zeus because everyone's doing it, and marry Hades, for it is better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven.
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(Anonymous) 2008-06-12 03:16 am (UTC)(link)Hera, Minerva, Aphrodite
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Helen, Penelope, Briseis.
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(Anonymous) 2008-06-12 03:34 am (UTC)(link)Cassiopeia, Cassandra, Galatea (Pygmalion's)
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Hades, Zeus, Poseidon.
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(Anonymous) 2008-06-12 03:46 am (UTC)(link)An odd one:
Frankenstein's monster, Osiris, Golem of Prague.
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Catherine from Wuthering Heights, Jane Eyre, Elizabeth Bennett.
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(Anonymous) 2008-06-12 03:58 am (UTC)(link)-The Lethean out