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wisdomeagle) wrote2008-06-11 09:38 pm
wisdomeagle) wrote2008-06-11 09:38 pm
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Does anyone want to play cliff-shag-marry? *looks appealing*
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What on earth is cliff-shag-marry?
(Wanna write a sermon on Genesis 18:1-15 for me instead?)
(Wanna write a sermon on Genesis 18:1-15 for me instead?)
You know me, hon - always up for that one.
Tara, Fred, Janine Kishi. ~eg~
Tara, Fred, Janine Kishi. ~eg~
You name three people (celebrities/fictional characters/whatever) and I choose one to cliff (that is, kill), one I'd shag, and one I'd marry. Then I name three characters for you to choose among and we're off and not writing sermons. (I played several rounds in the comments here which I was just browsing which is why I got it in my head to play tonight).
(I very much like that passage in the Orthodox icon-of-Trinity way. More for meditating on than preaching, though.
(I very much like that passage in the Orthodox icon-of-Trinity way. More for meditating on than preaching, though.
Verily, that is EVIL. I feel so guilty about cliffing any of them. :( That said, cliff Janine because she has the least character development, shag Fred, marry Tara. ♥
Dawn Summers, Dawn Schafer, Kaylee Frye.
Dawn Summers, Dawn Schafer, Kaylee Frye.
Okay, I deserved that. It's just as evil as mine (for different reasons).
Cliff Dawn Schafer, age Dawn Summers up a bit, andmarry shag oh dear... okay: marry Dawn, shag Kaylee.
Mary Anne Spier, Richard Spier, Dawn Schafer
Cliff Dawn Schafer, age Dawn Summers up a bit, and
Mary Anne Spier, Richard Spier, Dawn Schafer
Cliff Xander (*sadface* but he's not really my type), shag Wesley, marry Giles.
Oz, Remus, Giles.
Oz, Remus, Giles.
Oooh.
Cliff S3!Wesley, shag S5!Wesley (even though that is sort of logically impossible) and marry Alexis for being marginally saner than them.
Cuddy, Stacy, House.
Cliff S3!Wesley, shag S5!Wesley (even though that is sort of logically impossible) and marry Alexis for being marginally saner than them.
Cuddy, Stacy, House.
Cliff Dawn, shag Richard (ohgod, my kinks, they are obvious), marry Mary Anne.
Veronica Mars, Buffy, Zoe.
Veronica Mars, Buffy, Zoe.
I'll bite. Cliff: Tara, I hate her. She's always so mopey. Shag: Janine Kishi. I have never read babysitters club, and as such have no idea who she is except what the internet has told me. I'm fine with shagging strangers. Marry: Fred. She's quite cute, and that's always a plus, plus she's rather insane, and that's a prerequisite for marriage.
-The Lethean
-The Lethean
Cliff Remus (because he's never going to be happy with anybody but Sirius anyway), shag Oz, let Oz and Giles marry each other marry Giles.
ETA: David, Bathsheba, Uriah.
ETA: David, Bathsheba, Uriah.
Edited 2008-06-12 03:13 (UTC)
Oh, fucked-up ducklings. All such, such bad choices as marriage partners.
Cliff Chase, shag Foreman, marry Cameron (so I could look at her pretty, pretty face all day).
Addison, Naomi, Cuddy
Cliff Chase, shag Foreman, marry Cameron (so I could look at her pretty, pretty face all day).
Addison, Naomi, Cuddy
In this context, definitely cliff David. Shag Uriah and anachronistically marry Bathsheba because she deserves less random-people-shagging her, not more.
Simon Peter, John-the-beloved-disciple, Judas Iscariot.
Simon Peter, John-the-beloved-disciple, Judas Iscariot.
I suppose in fairness I must continue the game (apologies for the delay, I began writing before the rules were posted). As my knowledge of various fictions seems to differ from the norm here I'll throw a golden apple:
Hera, Minerva, Aphrodite
Hera, Minerva, Aphrodite
Cliff Zoe because she intimidates me, shag Buffy, marry Veronica.
Cameron, Cuddy, Amber.
Cameron, Cuddy, Amber.
Cliff Violet (I like her but wow, bad risk), shag Callie cuz YEAH, marry early Izzie, like, pre-Denny.
Thirteen, Cameron, Amber. I haven't seen the last ep of S4 yet so no spoilers pls?
Thirteen, Cameron, Amber. I haven't seen the last ep of S4 yet so no spoilers pls?
Cliff Hera, shag Aphrodite, marry Minerva. possibly much too influenced by her namesake in Harry Potter.
Helen, Penelope, Briseis.
Helen, Penelope, Briseis.
Hm! Let's see. I think Cameron for the cliff, Amber for the shag--she'd be pushy and want to *win*, and I'd *let* her, my *god*--and then marry Thirteen; I think we'd get along.
Hermione, McGonagall, Joss Whedon. (One of these things is not like the others?)
Hermione, McGonagall, Joss Whedon. (One of these things is not like the others?)
Cliff Simon Peter, shag Judas (I know, I know), marry John.
*tries to decide if marrying ol' John-who-leaned-on-Jesus's-bosom-at-supper would abate the divine wrath for shagging Judas or would bring down more*
ETA: I keep forgetting to add a new question. How about Kaylee, Willow, Buffy?
*tries to decide if marrying ol' John-who-leaned-on-Jesus's-bosom-at-supper would abate the divine wrath for shagging Judas or would bring down more*
ETA: I keep forgetting to add a new question. How about Kaylee, Willow, Buffy?
Edited 2008-06-12 03:25 (UTC)
Easy! Cliff Logan, marry Veronica, shag Lilly.
Inara, Cordelia, Lilly.
Inara, Cordelia, Lilly.
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