bored

[wisdomeagle]

Does anyone want to play cliff-shag-marry? *looks appealing*

Comments

[sangerin.livejournal.com]

You know me, hon - always up for that one.

Tara, Fred, Janine Kishi. ~eg~

[wisdomeagle]

Verily, that is EVIL. I feel so guilty about cliffing any of them. :( That said, cliff Janine because she has the least character development, shag Fred, marry Tara. ♥

Dawn Summers, Dawn Schafer, Kaylee Frye.

[sangerin.livejournal.com]

Okay, I deserved that. It's just as evil as mine (for different reasons).

Cliff Dawn Schafer, age Dawn Summers up a bit, and marry shag oh dear... okay: marry Dawn, shag Kaylee.

Mary Anne Spier, Richard Spier, Dawn Schafer

[wisdomeagle]

Cliff Dawn, shag Richard (ohgod, my kinks, they are obvious), marry Mary Anne.

Veronica Mars, Buffy, Zoe.

[sangerin.livejournal.com]

Cliff Zoe because she intimidates me, shag Buffy, marry Veronica.

Cameron, Cuddy, Amber.

[charis-kalos.livejournal.com]

Ooh, ooh, I wanna do this one:

Cliff Cameron; shag Amber (on the waterbed) and marry Cuddy.

So, then: House, Wilson, Kutner.

[sangerin.livejournal.com]

Think I'll leave this one for Ari. It's totally impossible. House is clearly unmarriable, unshaggable and uncliffable. Wilson is shaggable and marriable, and Kutner I just don't care about enough. (If it had been Cole, on the other hand...)

[charis-kalos.livejournal.com]

I thought this would be so easy. Do you really want to marry Wilson and become wife number whatever. House is Hugh Laurie! How can you say he's unshagable? Kutner - hmm, would I marry him for the earning potential or just kill him?

[sangerin.livejournal.com]

See, I think I was thinking House as House, but Wilson as Robert Sean Leonard (whom I've adored since childhood - Dead Poets Society...) Your points about Wilson and wife number whatever are well taken.

At whatever point you feel that your sermon is in a sufficient place to take a break: Lynda, Spike, Sarah.

[charis-kalos.livejournal.com]

About to get back to work after lunch, so, one before I go:

Cliff Sarah; Shag Lynda; Marry Spike.

Last one from me: the sweet sidekicks of the sassy women:

Kenny; Xander; Dermot Michael.

[sangerin.livejournal.com]

Forgot about this one.

Xander goes off the cliff, shag Dermot Michael (and then run like hell from Nuala), marry Kenny-the-ever-sweet. ALthough I'd probably remind him too much of Lynda. (I've been watching lots of Press Gang lately.

[wisdomeagle]

Even though c_k claimed it, I see this was intended for me if you're still around:

Cliff Amber, shag Cameron, marry Cuddy.

Cameron, Mac from VMars, Willow.

[charis-kalos.livejournal.com]

Hey, you swapped my Amber/Cameron answers, but we both want to marry Cuddy. I'm older, I get priority.

(I'd shag brunette Cameron, but blonde Cameron does nothing for me.)

[wisdomeagle]

The Cameron is my head is sometimes a lot more interesting than Cameron on my TV. And Amber is just... too much for me. (Probably Cuddy would be too, but the sheer CUDDYNESS of her is irresistible. Also,

I'm older, I get priority.

*pouts*

[sangerin.livejournal.com]

Cliff Cameron, shag Willow, marry Mac.

[(Anonymous)]

I'll bite. Cliff: Tara, I hate her. She's always so mopey. Shag: Janine Kishi. I have never read babysitters club, and as such have no idea who she is except what the internet has told me. I'm fine with shagging strangers. Marry: Fred. She's quite cute, and that's always a plus, plus she's rather insane, and that's a prerequisite for marriage.

-The Lethean

[(Anonymous)]

I suppose in fairness I must continue the game (apologies for the delay, I began writing before the rules were posted). As my knowledge of various fictions seems to differ from the norm here I'll throw a golden apple:

Hera, Minerva, Aphrodite

[wisdomeagle]

Cliff Hera, shag Aphrodite, marry Minerva. possibly much too influenced by her namesake in Harry Potter.

Helen, Penelope, Briseis.

[(Anonymous)]

Cliff Penelope, I don't want Odysseus' arrow through my chest. Shag Helen, those who attempt a longer relationship with her meet untimely ends (but she's really just too tempting not to tap at least once). Marry Briseis, and hope to the gods Achilles is already dead, or at least just stews in his tent rather than trying to kill me.

Cassiopeia, Cassandra, Galatea (Pygmalion's)

[wisdomeagle]

This is kind of at the edges of my knowledge of greek mythology, but cliff Cassiopeia, shag Galatea, marry Cassandra.

Hades, Zeus, Poseidon.

[(Anonymous)]

Males aren't generally my thing (even gods) but cliff Poseidon because he's too tempestuous, shag Zeus because everyone's doing it, and marry Hades, for it is better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven.

An odd one:

Frankenstein's monster, Osiris, Golem of Prague.

[wisdomeagle]

Cliff Golem, shag Osiris (though, um, mostly the version as played by Anna-Louise Plowman in Stargate SG-1), marry Frankenstein's monster.

Catherine from Wuthering Heights, Jane Eyre, Elizabeth Bennett.

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, you've lost me. I never really liked Victorian literature, just monsters.

-The Lethean out