coupla things:
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mosca (Who, in case you hadn't realized, is the coolest person in the entire frelling 'verse, to madly mangle my mythologies) and friends, some things.
Last night I went through my school email account and forwarded all the emails between self and girlfriend to gmail. All 200 of them. (And that was just for about a three-week period...). Some amusing bits:
[Farscape humor, spoilers through S3]
The fifth amendment is just rife for abuse, isn't it? I mean, think if they had a fifth amendment in the Uncharted Territories.
Scorpy: I will find out everything you know about wormholes! You cannot resist the chair!
John: I plead the fifth! I won't tell you anything, and you can't make me!
Scorpy: Oh. Damn. Must resort to plan B, then.
PK Barbie: We have a plan B?
Scorpy: No, but we need one.
PK Barbie: How about we let Crichton go and have tea and crumpets with Captain Crais?
Scorpy: Now why didn't I think of that? That's a MUCH better idea than chasing John through the Uncharted Territories for the next 2 seasons.
Harvey: Does this mean I don't get an arc?
Constitutional Lawyer hired by the Peacekeepers, expert on fifth amendment cases: 'fraid not. That'd be a legal mess, that would. Suits and countersuits and invasion of privacy and all that.
Harvey: *pouts*
Harvey: Not even a little arc?
Scorpius: No arc! None! No matter how small, I will find it, and I will destroy it.
Harvey: I wouldn't have to drive John TOTALLY insane or anything. I could just give him a headache or something. Mild amnesia. Blackouts, things like that.
Chiana: Hey! That's my arc! No fair stealing my arc! *bitch slaps Harvey*
Harvey: And I wouldn't kill Aeryn! I would... severely disadvantage her! Give her a papercut! Accidently-on-purpose bump into her in the corridor.
Aeryn: I refuse to be a party to this ridiculous plan. If I must die in a noble and self-sacrificing manner, so be it, but I refuse to sustain injury to satisfy the narcissistic, selfish schemes of a neural clone! *stalks out and is never seen again in the uncharted territories, until half a cycle later she is needed when the crew of Moya discover that without UST and a dark, conflicted heroine, nothing has any meaning, and besides which, they need her so they have an even number of people for the body swap in Out of Their Minds*
Gvambat: Hammond/Hammond is a weird ship.
Ari: Hammond/Harry Potter is a weirder ship.
And the fictional characters I'd shag meme, as started bymalnpudl and seen variously. This version snurched mostly from voleuse, as we happen to share most fandoms.
If you'd shag them put the name in bold.
If you'd shag them after a few drinks put the name in italics.
If you wouldn't shag or don't know who they are, leave as is.
If you wouldn't shag them at gunpoint, cross the name out.
Add one or more character names and/or fandoms of your own. Once the list gets long enough to be unwieldy (use your judgment) start removing one name for every name you add.
BtVS
Buffy Summers
Willow Rosenberg
Xander Harris
Rupert Giles
Cordelia Chase [but probably only once she gets to AtS]
Joyce Summers
Spike
Darla
Drusilla [pretty, but the insane is a turn-off]
Daniel "Oz" Osbourne
Anya Jenkins
Riley Finn
Tara Maclay
Andrew Wells [The thing is, I always say, boys like Andrew? I would have shagged if I'd stayed in high school]
Kennedy [without the baggage of stealing Willow, she's not a bad person]
Angel:
Angel
Allen Francis Doyle
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
Charles Gunn
Lorne
Fred Burkle
Connor
Illyria [not my style of domme]
Lindsey MacDonald
Lilah Morgan [pretty is conflicting with evil in my mind. Call it a draw.]
Firefly:
Mal Reynolds
Zoë Warren
Hoban "Wash" Washburn
Inara Serra
Jayne Cobb
Kaylee Frye
Simon Tam
River Tam [maybe pre-crazy]
Shepherd Book
SG-1:
Jack O'Neill
Daniel Jackson
Samantha Carter
Teal'c
George Hammond
Janet Fraiser
Jonas Quinn
Jacob Carter/Selmak
Apophis [evil]
Bra'tac [Old, yes, but so pretty, guys. And the sheer overwhelming cuteness and the DOM-NESS. *dies]
Paul Davis
Sgt. Siler
Walter Harriman Davis (aka Chevron Guy)
Martouf
Narim
Ba'al [pretty, but evil]
Stargate Atlantis:
Elizabeth Weir
John Sheppard
Rodney McKay
Teyla Emmagan
Aiden Ford
House:
Gregory House
Lisa Cuddy [now that is my style of domme]
Eric Foreman
James Wilson
Allison Cameron
Edward Vogler
Robert Chase
West Wing: [now, okay. I've only seen like, one and a half eps of this. But I need to make note of the one character I would shag without question.]
Jed Bartlet
Abigail Bartlet
Leo McGarry
Toby Ziegler
Josh Lyman
C.J. Cregg [so my type.]
Sam Seaborn
Charlie Young
Donna Moss
Will Bailey
Ainsley Hayes
Danny Concannon
Lord John Marbury
Zoe Bartlet
Farscape:
John Crichton
Aeryn Sun
D'Argo
Zhaan
Chiana [but the question is, why is Chi plying me with drinks?]
Rygel
Crais
Scorpius [I'm torn. On the one hand, hot evil power. On the other hand... ew.]
Grayza
Pilot [not sure it's possible, but what the hell
Stark
Sikozu
Jool
Braca [I am so shallow. I am]
Dark Angel
Max Guevara
Logan Cale
Original Cindy
Herbal Thought [I so can't understand what he's saying!]
Kendra
Sketchy [see above, Andrew.]
Reagan "Normal" Ronald [Except that he's a Republican, I so would.
Lydecker [evil, yes, but Daddy-kink!]
Bling [oh teh_hotness!]
Alec
TOS:
James T. Kirk
Spock
Leonard McCoy
Montgomery "Scotty" Scott
Pavel Chekov [I am unable to resist the power of the uke bitch]
Hikaru Sulu
Lt. Uhura
HP:
Harry Potter
Hermione Granger [dude, she's really only like, 4 years younger than me at this point in canon. It's not that gross.]
Ron Weasley
Albus Dumbledore
Minerva McGonagall
Rubeus Hagrid
Severus Snape
Remus Lupin
Sirius Black
Draco Malfoy
Lucius MalfoyNeville Longbottom
Vmars (the one I'm adding):
Veronica Mars
Logan Echolls
Lilly Kane [I don't know. I don't really like her that much, but she is strangely fascinating]
Duncan Kane
Weevil
Wallace
Keith Mars
mosca (Who, in case you hadn't realized, is the coolest person in the entire frelling 'verse, to madly mangle my mythologies) and friends, some things.Last night I went through my school email account and forwarded all the emails between self and girlfriend to gmail. All 200 of them. (And that was just for about a three-week period...). Some amusing bits:
[Farscape humor, spoilers through S3]
The fifth amendment is just rife for abuse, isn't it? I mean, think if they had a fifth amendment in the Uncharted Territories.
Scorpy: I will find out everything you know about wormholes! You cannot resist the chair!
John: I plead the fifth! I won't tell you anything, and you can't make me!
Scorpy: Oh. Damn. Must resort to plan B, then.
PK Barbie: We have a plan B?
Scorpy: No, but we need one.
PK Barbie: How about we let Crichton go and have tea and crumpets with Captain Crais?
Scorpy: Now why didn't I think of that? That's a MUCH better idea than chasing John through the Uncharted Territories for the next 2 seasons.
Harvey: Does this mean I don't get an arc?
Constitutional Lawyer hired by the Peacekeepers, expert on fifth amendment cases: 'fraid not. That'd be a legal mess, that would. Suits and countersuits and invasion of privacy and all that.
Harvey: *pouts*
Harvey: Not even a little arc?
Scorpius: No arc! None! No matter how small, I will find it, and I will destroy it.
Harvey: I wouldn't have to drive John TOTALLY insane or anything. I could just give him a headache or something. Mild amnesia. Blackouts, things like that.
Chiana: Hey! That's my arc! No fair stealing my arc! *bitch slaps Harvey*
Harvey: And I wouldn't kill Aeryn! I would... severely disadvantage her! Give her a papercut! Accidently-on-purpose bump into her in the corridor.
Aeryn: I refuse to be a party to this ridiculous plan. If I must die in a noble and self-sacrificing manner, so be it, but I refuse to sustain injury to satisfy the narcissistic, selfish schemes of a neural clone! *stalks out and is never seen again in the uncharted territories, until half a cycle later she is needed when the crew of Moya discover that without UST and a dark, conflicted heroine, nothing has any meaning, and besides which, they need her so they have an even number of people for the body swap in Out of Their Minds*
Gvambat: Hammond/Hammond is a weird ship.
Ari: Hammond/Harry Potter is a weirder ship.
And the fictional characters I'd shag meme, as started by
malnpudl and seen variously. This version snurched mostly from voleuse, as we happen to share most fandoms.If you'd shag them put the name in bold.
If you'd shag them after a few drinks put the name in italics.
If you wouldn't shag or don't know who they are, leave as is.
If you wouldn't shag them at gunpoint, cross the name out.
Add one or more character names and/or fandoms of your own. Once the list gets long enough to be unwieldy (use your judgment) start removing one name for every name you add.
BtVS
Buffy Summers
Willow Rosenberg
Xander Harris
Rupert Giles
Cordelia Chase [but probably only once she gets to AtS]
Joyce Summers
Spike
Daniel "Oz" Osbourne
Anya Jenkins
Riley Finn
Tara Maclay
Andrew Wells [The thing is, I always say, boys like Andrew? I would have shagged if I'd stayed in high school]
Kennedy [without the baggage of stealing Willow, she's not a bad person]
Angel:
Angel
Allen Francis Doyle
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
Charles Gunn
Lorne
Fred Burkle
Connor
Lilah Morgan [pretty is conflicting with evil in my mind. Call it a draw.]
Firefly:
Mal Reynolds
Zoë Warren
Hoban "Wash" Washburn
Inara Serra
Jayne Cobb
Kaylee Frye
Simon Tam
River Tam [maybe pre-crazy]
Shepherd Book
SG-1:
Jack O'Neill
Daniel Jackson
Samantha Carter
Teal'c
George Hammond
Janet Fraiser
Jonas Quinn
Jacob Carter/Selmak
Bra'tac [Old, yes, but so pretty, guys. And the sheer overwhelming cuteness and the DOM-NESS. *dies]
Paul Davis
Sgt. Siler
Walter Harriman Davis (aka Chevron Guy)
Martouf
Narim
Stargate Atlantis:
Elizabeth Weir
Rodney McKay
Teyla Emmagan
Aiden Ford
House:
Gregory House
Lisa Cuddy [now that is my style of domme]
Eric Foreman
James Wilson
Allison Cameron
Robert Chase
West Wing: [now, okay. I've only seen like, one and a half eps of this. But I need to make note of the one character I would shag without question.]
Jed Bartlet
Abigail Bartlet
Leo McGarry
Toby Ziegler
Josh Lyman
C.J. Cregg [so my type.]
Sam Seaborn
Charlie Young
Donna Moss
Will Bailey
Ainsley Hayes
Danny Concannon
Lord John Marbury
Zoe Bartlet
Farscape:
John Crichton
Aeryn Sun
D'Argo
Zhaan
Chiana [but the question is, why is Chi plying me with drinks?]
Crais
Scorpius [I'm torn. On the one hand, hot evil power. On the other hand... ew.]
Pilot [not sure it's possible, but what the hell
Stark
Braca [I am so shallow. I am]
Dark Angel
Max Guevara
Logan Cale
Original Cindy
Herbal Thought [I so can't understand what he's saying!]
Kendra
Sketchy [see above, Andrew.]
Reagan "Normal" Ronald [Except that he's a Republican, I so would.
Lydecker [evil, yes, but Daddy-kink!]
Bling [oh teh_hotness!]
TOS:
Spock
Leonard McCoy
Montgomery "Scotty" Scott
Pavel Chekov [I am unable to resist the power of the uke bitch]
Hikaru Sulu
Lt. Uhura
HP:
Hermione Granger [dude, she's really only like, 4 years younger than me at this point in canon. It's not that gross.]
Ron Weasley
Albus Dumbledore
Minerva McGonagall
Rubeus Hagrid
Severus Snape
Remus Lupin
Sirius Black
Vmars (the one I'm adding):
Veronica Mars
Logan Echolls
Lilly Kane [I don't know. I don't really like her that much, but she is strangely fascinating]
Duncan Kane
Weevil
Wallace
Keith Mars