ficpost: "Gone Hollywood" Joss/Alexis-as-Wesley [RPS]

Title: "Gone Hollywood"
Fandom: Joss
Pairing(s): Joss/Alexis, Joss/Wesley
Other Pairings Mentioned: Joss-->Nate UST, Aly/Alexis, Joss/Kai, Wesley/Fred, Wesley/Lilah, Wesley/Illyria
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: RPS. FPS. Fantasy. Reality. Sex. Power. Costumes. Boyslash. Het (non-graphic). Auto-eroticism. Pretension (Joss's). Pretension (Alexis's). Pretension (mine). Broken fourth wall. Shifting point of view. Alcoholic beverages. Character death (fictional). Cancellation of shows (sadly not fictional.)
Spoilers/Timeline: Season three of Angel through "Not Fade Away," with references to canonical metaverse events mentioned in commentaries on the S5 DVDs.
Notes: Buffyworld is my friend. Thanks to hermionesviolin for help in formulating one of the crucial connections.
Disclaimer: All the parts that aren't filthy lies about Joss's sex life, um, belong to Joss.
Summary: Joss Whedon is Pygmalion, King of LA, in love with his own creation.
Words: 3329
( this cut-text is censored as the opening sentence of this fic is NC-17 RPS )

on personfriends and things like that!

This conversation about Tara's love/sex life pre-Willow, has made me think thinky things, most of which go along these lines: "I didn't have sex till college. Tara is JUST LIKE ME! Therefore, Tara can't've had sex till college either." Thus, I am making a poll. (Woefully, unless I remember to buy myself more LJ time, it might be my *last* poll. Oh noes!) It's really difficult to frame these questions properly since there's boyparts and girlparts and bi-bits, so I've smushed it all into one poll and encourage you to elaborate in the comments.
( pollyay! )

joy for ordinary time

Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice! Whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable -- if anything is excellent or praiseworthy -- think about such things. Phil. 4:4,8 NIV.

1. Discussing NaNo and the art of story-crafting with kidsis and my father.
2. My dad DID figure out the roman-a-clef nature of "Decades"! This has been bugging me for *years*.
3. Dinner out. Yummm. Mashed potatoes and hot turkey. It's like Thanksgiving come early.
4. Happy RPS-ful fluff!pr0n plotbunny that might get shared at some point. Aww. My boys need some happiness sometimes! This kept me sane through work today.
5. I switched my shift, so I get to sleep in tomorrow and catch up on much-needed sleep.
6. (BONUS!) Some good angel gave me more LJ time. Drabble, anon!doner? (Left unlocked for continued anonymity if lovely good person so desires.)

Three things I did well today:
1. Put away a boxful of buttons.
2. Switched my shift? (Thus proving I am a Good Sport.)
3. Cleaned up clearance fabrics.

Two things I am looking forward to doing (better) tomorrow:
1. Writing! OMG! Am still ahead of quota, but don't have *that* big a cushion!
2. Working hard.