more memes:

[wisdomeagle]

Ten fictional characters I'd have sex with in a heartbeat if they weren't, you know, fictional:

5 boys:
1. Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1)
2. Logan Cale (Dark Angel)
3. Rupert Giles (BtVS)
4. Jack O'Neill (Stargate SG-1)
5. Tyr Anasazi (Andromeda)
& 5 girls:
1. Willow Rosenberg (BtVS)
2. Beka Valentine (Andromeda)
3. Pa'u Zotah Zhaan (Farscape)
4. Professor Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter)
5. Sam Carter (Stargate SG-1)

Never Have I Ever

(x) I've never been drunk
(x) I've never smoked pot
(x) I've never kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I've never kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I've never crashed a friends car
(_) I've never ridden in a taxi
(x) I've never had anal sex
(_) I've never been in love
(_) I've never had sex
(x) I've never had sex in public
(_) I've never been dumped
(x) I've never shoplifted
(x) I've never been fired
(x) I've never been in a fist fight
(x) I've never had a threesome
(x) I never snuck out of my parents house
(x) I've never been tied up [sexually]
(x) I've never been caught masturbating
(x) I've never pissed on myself (I think they mean sexually)
(_) I've never had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) I've never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(x) I've never been arrested
(x) I've never made out with a stranger
(x) I've never stolen something from my job [Ari: all my job has to offer is tutoring progress reports and sign in sheets. Stealing would be... silly]
(x) I've never celebrated the New Year in Times Square
(x) I've never gone on a blind date
(_) I've never lied to a friend
(_) I've never had a crush on a teacher [Ari: ha! ha! ha!]
(x) I've never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(_) I've never been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(x) I've never slept with a co-worker [Ari: not technically]
(x) I've never been fisted or fisted someone else.
(x) I've never thrown up in a bar
(x) I've never lied in order to have sex with someone
(x) I've never jerked off on cam.
(x) I've never worn clothing of the opposite sex while having sex
(x) I've never had sex with a midget
(x) I've never used a sex toy to get off
(x) I've never had sex in a moving vehicle
(x) I've never had a sexual fling with a crush.
(x) I've never cheated on my mate

And "if you call me" meme

If you call me Ari, you are either an online friend or a RL friend or gvambat or basically any friend from college, or someone who's stumbled across my fic, or basically anyone who knows me casually online or very well in RL, or my sister trying to be cute.
If you call me Ruth Ellen, you are my parents, my professors, venusinrapture, or a well-meaning but misinformed online friend, or Pomegranate Eyeliner, or a relative, or otherwise a real life person with whom I'm in a formal relationship.
If you call me RE you are Sumita or the ministerpeople, or possibly the Meganperson, who inflects "Ari" differently than most RL people.
If you call me Arie, you are rainynights, and you are asking for a beating.
If you call me Ruth, you are a misinformed professor, someone who hated me in grade school, an intolerant imbecile, or one of my best friends trying to piss me off.
If you call me wisdomeagle, you're talking about me in LJ or else are incredibly misinformed.
If you call me Roommate or Ariana, then you are gvambat


Saw Much Ado About Nothing at the Blackfriars today. I'm a shipper at heart (in case you didn't know.) Benedick/Beatrice makes me squee like a fangirl. I need to get tickets to King Lear as well. See Ari do schoolwork! See Ari stop twitching randomly because she's so lazy! See Ari spend $30 on tickets!

I also finally told person living in room that gvambat is coming to visit in two weeks. She wasn't very happy about it, and she kept asking me more questions and seemed kinda confused, but she said it would be fine. *breathes again*

Jesus lives again!
Earth can breathe again!
Spead the word around!
Loaves abound!

[edited to make it clear that sometimes a cigar is not an appositive, 2004-03-14 9:59 pm]

Comments

[wisdomeagle]

Oh yes. They usually reveal compelling philosophical truths, dontcha know? :p