[meme] oh dear
Jan. 11th, 2012 02:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wisdomeaglePick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012. Via ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
vassilissa
"The problem of the authority of Scripture is part of the wider crisis of authority in modern Western culture."
This is why I will never, ever get laid, isn't it?
(The romance novel is probably equidistant and vaguely more satisfying:
"We came down here to take out a boat, but I have always had an aversion to being a wallflower."
Although oddly specific.)
vassilissa"The problem of the authority of Scripture is part of the wider crisis of authority in modern Western culture."
This is why I will never, ever get laid, isn't it?
(The romance novel is probably equidistant and vaguely more satisfying:
"We came down here to take out a boat, but I have always had an aversion to being a wallflower."
Although oddly specific.)
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Date: 2012-01-12 02:56 am (UTC)Wow. I'll just be over here in the corner crying. LOL
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Date: 2012-01-12 07:20 pm (UTC)