[meme] oh dear
Jan. 11th, 2012 02:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wisdomeaglePick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012. Via ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
vassilissa
"The problem of the authority of Scripture is part of the wider crisis of authority in modern Western culture."
This is why I will never, ever get laid, isn't it?
(The romance novel is probably equidistant and vaguely more satisfying:
"We came down here to take out a boat, but I have always had an aversion to being a wallflower."
Although oddly specific.)
vassilissa"The problem of the authority of Scripture is part of the wider crisis of authority in modern Western culture."
This is why I will never, ever get laid, isn't it?
(The romance novel is probably equidistant and vaguely more satisfying:
"We came down here to take out a boat, but I have always had an aversion to being a wallflower."
Although oddly specific.)
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Date: 2012-01-11 09:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-11 11:08 pm (UTC)"The most important element of in-flight instruction is having a good communication channel with the instructor." . . .
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Date: 2012-01-12 07:26 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-12 12:43 am (UTC)I can't be arsed to look for the exact line again, but apparently my sex life this year is going to be scripted by Woodrow Wilson.
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Date: 2012-01-12 07:26 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-12 01:34 am (UTC)~girds loins
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Date: 2012-01-12 07:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-12 02:15 am (UTC)Doesn't sound promising, either.
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Date: 2012-01-12 02:19 am (UTC)"O come, let us worship and fall down / and kneel before the Lord our Maker."
Um. Yeah.
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Date: 2012-01-12 07:14 pm (UTC)"God of all peoples, your arms reach out to embrace all those who call upon you."
Unsurprisingly, yes, that is what my erotic life looks like most of the time.
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Date: 2012-01-12 07:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-12 02:56 am (UTC)Wow. I'll just be over here in the corner crying. LOL
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Date: 2012-01-12 07:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-13 03:58 am (UTC)Um....
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Date: 2012-01-14 01:11 am (UTC)