[meme] oh dear

[wisdomeagle]

Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012. Via vassilissa

"The problem of the authority of Scripture is part of the wider crisis of authority in modern Western culture."

This is why I will never, ever get laid, isn't it?

(The romance novel is probably equidistant and vaguely more satisfying:

"We came down here to take out a boat, but I have always had an aversion to being a wallflower."

Although oddly specific.)

Comments

[vass]

LOL

[melwil.livejournal.com]

I'm sitting in my husband's chair next to his Flight Training Manual - I'm a little scared to look :)

"The most important element of in-flight instruction is having a good communication channel with the instructor." . . .

[thatyourefuse.livejournal.com]

My nearest book is about the 1920 presidential election.

I can't be arsed to look for the exact line again, but apparently my sex life this year is going to be scripted by Woodrow Wilson.

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

The romance novel quote sounds very determined, lol. "I AM GETTING LAID SOMETIME THIS YEAR, YES, EVEN IF IT'S IN A BOAT! I'M NOBODY'S WALLFLOWER!"

~girds loins

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

"Near a pitch of frustration at his failure to meet them--and very near the physical center of Mark's story--alone with the disciples in a boat on the lake, Jesus says to the twelve men he has chosen as confidants, 'You still don't understand?'"

Doesn't sound promising, either.

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee. Mine is " 'That doesn't matter right now.' "

Wow. I'll just be over here in the corner crying. LOL

[katvagrant.livejournal.com]

"Michael Merzenich is a driving force behind scores of neuroplastic innovations, and I am on the road to Santa Rosa, California, to find him."

Um....

[georgiaclaire.livejournal.com]

I kind of want to do this. Don't have a book. Does an e reader count? Do I just pick the most recent book?