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Ari (creature of dust, child of God) ([personal profile] wisdomeagle) wrote2012-01-11 02:42 pm
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[meme] oh dear

Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012. Via [livejournal.com profile] vassilissa

"The problem of the authority of Scripture is part of the wider crisis of authority in modern Western culture."

This is why I will never, ever get laid, isn't it?

(The romance novel is probably equidistant and vaguely more satisfying:

"We came down here to take out a boat, but I have always had an aversion to being a wallflower."

Although oddly specific.)
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[identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Heeeeeee. Mine is " 'That doesn't matter right now.' "

Wow. I'll just be over here in the corner crying. LOL