I dreamed I had a crush on Anthony Stewart Head.
But Ari, you say, that's not a dream, that's trufax.
Oh yes. But it is sadly not trufax that ASH is my high school math teacher, and never in my life have I devoted like 2.5 hours to make sure that my parking space in the hs parking lot was right next to HIS omg he's so amazingly hot. He was like EVEN HOTTER THAN IRL in my dream because he was sort of all weathered and grey and not retouched and omgggggg. There might have been hugging involved.
Oh man, it was such a nice dream.
/shallow
But Ari, you say, that's not a dream, that's trufax.
Oh yes. But it is sadly not trufax that ASH is my high school math teacher, and never in my life have I devoted like 2.5 hours to make sure that my parking space in the hs parking lot was right next to HIS omg he's so amazingly hot. He was like EVEN HOTTER THAN IRL in my dream because he was sort of all weathered and grey and not retouched and omgggggg. There might have been hugging involved.
Oh man, it was such a nice dream.
/shallow