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On the night before the class field trip to the funeral home, do not:
-drink lots of instant coffee at midnight
-stay up very, very late on a caffeine high while failing to actually get any work done
-in fact get only two hours of sleep
-eat no breakfast you still only have instant coffee in your stomach
-stand right next to the funeral director when he is showing off the embalming room while people ask inane questions and you inhale all the formaldehyde fume while thinking about your dead Sunday school teacher
DO:
-get OUT of the embalming room when you start to feel dizzy
Did I follow any of this advice? Naturally not.
Yep, folks. It was another exciting fainting spell for Ari, While I suppose it's possible to be more embarrassed, I can't imagine how.
My God. I fainted. I can't frelling believe it. Well, for now, I'm off to take a little nap on the theory that it can't hurt and I still have lots I need to do today.
-drink lots of instant coffee at midnight
-stay up very, very late on a caffeine high while failing to actually get any work done
-in fact get only two hours of sleep
-eat no breakfast you still only have instant coffee in your stomach
-stand right next to the funeral director when he is showing off the embalming room while people ask inane questions and you inhale all the formaldehyde fume while thinking about your dead Sunday school teacher
DO:
-get OUT of the embalming room when you start to feel dizzy
Did I follow any of this advice? Naturally not.
Yep, folks. It was another exciting fainting spell for Ari, While I suppose it's possible to be more embarrassed, I can't imagine how.
My God. I fainted. I can't frelling believe it. Well, for now, I'm off to take a little nap on the theory that it can't hurt and I still have lots I need to do today.
