the happy dance of internet joy

[wisdomeagle]

This has to be one of the coolest experiences of my life.

I googled "Jack/Maybourne" which I do every once in awhile to see if anyone else has seen the light, and found this girl who saw the light last Sunday and proceeded to google "Jack/Maybourne." And found me. At least, I can only assume that this line refers to me:
Hmm . . . wonder if JO/HM has an official 'ship? Will check...ooh, weird, I found another PEG whilst Googling for Jack/Maybourne. How freaky.

HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT?

Unfortunately, I have no idea who this girl is, and her contact page is broken. *goes into a snit*

But I found another PEG who ships Jack/Maybourne (sort of) and that just makes my world shimmer.

Comments

[neon-ethos.livejournal.com]

Jack/Maybourne is uber squicky.

No sir, I don't like it.

[wisdomeagle]

Oh, no no no! It's not squicky in the least. It's squeaky-clean and pretty and slashy and squee-worthy and...

Jack, what are you doing?
Getting a little dirty for you, Maybourne. (Chain Reaction)

Kinsey: You learned to play hardball pretty fast, didn't you Colonel?
Jack: I had a good teacher. (Chain reaction)

MAYBOURNE: I helped myself, I hope you don't mind?
O'NEILL: You're eating my dog.
MAYBOURNE: You want it back? (Paradise Lost)

MAYBOURNE: Well, thanks for the beer. Nothing I like more than a good wiener.
O'NEILL: Yes, you are what you eat. (Paradise Lost)

The entire fishing scene from Paradise Lost

Of course, quote mining transcripts, I'm finding utterly out of context lines, not to mention lots of penis substitute-y lines about guns, and.

Oh, words cannot express how much I love this pairing.

But, um, to each the own which belongs to each. :p

I love you anyhow.

[neon-ethos.livejournal.com]

I found a whole site devoted to Sam/Janet today. It was very....lesbianic....

And for some reason, Jack/Janet makes me squick.

But as far and Maybourne/Jack I just can't handle it. I can't handle Maybourne period, so maybe it's just that. That'd like pairing Jonas/Daniel. I'd just cry.

[neon-ethos.livejournal.com]

Oi, I can't believe I forgot to use my new icon! Gah!!

Isn't it just fabulous?

I should make you an icon...I have plenty of Daniel Bases, and one I have finished that's waiting for someone...

[wisdomeagle]

I've seen that icon. It's saved on my computer. I think it's extremely cute, but it doesn't really apply to me.

I have more Stargate icons... I should really upload some, but then I'd have to get rid of my Ari-icons.

Besides, something tells me you wouldn't be very happy with my Jack/Maybourne icon. I spent all night manipping it. It was quite fun. :p

[wisdomeagle]

I found a whole site devoted to Sam/Janet today. It was very....lesbianic....

This pairing does nothing for me. I don't like shipping Janet. Wrote a rant about it, if you're interested. Love Janet. Adore Janet. I like her unattached, though.

Jack/Janet... huh. Have seen some quite good ones. Again, don't like shipping Janet, but there's UST in like, Broca Divide. It's kinda cute.

Maybourne/Jack makes my world go round.

I <3 Maybourne and want him to have my mpreg babies, but then, beauty pageants and horseraces.

As for the last pairing... it's out there. One just has to avoid it. Luckily, it's not very hard.

[gvambat.livejournal.com]

Beauty pageants and horseraces?

Sam/Janet--I think it possibly has some sort of potential, but I've never found anything particularly good.

Jack/Janet--*shrugs* Aside from those three seconds in Broca divide...

Daniel/Janet--COME ON! THEIR NICKNAMES RHYME! (for the record, this is sarcastic)

Jack/Maybourne--It's so canon.

:p

[wisdomeagle]

I might be horribly mangling that phrase... it's something like differences of opinion make for beauty pageants and horse races.

S/Jt: ditto
J/Jt: Well, yes, but... and napoleonic power monger! and... okay, so that's it, but still. I think this has replaced D/S as my "don't really ship it but support those who do because it's so unconventional" ship.
D/Jt: Makes me go blech, because it's usually really poorly characterized and/or in conjunction with blech.

Jack/Maybourne: I KNOW!

:p

[gvambat.livejournal.com]

J/Jt: Well, yes, but... and napoleonic power monger! and... okay, so that's it, but still. I think this has replaced D/S as my "don't really ship it but support those who do because it's so unconventional" ship.

Eh, no. Might support due to unconventionality, but D/S has a hell of a lot more canonical support. IMO, of course.

[wisdomeagle]

Well, yeah. I mean in my heirarchy of Stargate ships. Maybe 4 months ago, J/D was my OTP of all time!!!111one11! omg they're so hott, and Daniel/Sam was my "don't really ship it but support those who do." Now Daniel/Sam has moved up to "other true pairing in case J/D falls through for some reason," and I think J/Jt (along with various Teal'c ships) fills the "don't really ship it but support those who do" role.

Yes.

Does that make sense?