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[wisdomeagle]

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Gay or Not Gay? by tashay17
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*laughs ass off*

I am at a loss for words. I really am.

I really, really love my English professor. She's so... English-teacher-ish. Like we're talking about "Easter Wings" by George Herbert... "It's shaped like wings! And it's called Easter Wings! How fortuitous!" *squees* Two years ago, I would have called it sarcasm. Now I might call it "snark." It's just absolutely right. It helps when you feel like you're sharing a joke that only you and she get, and since this is an honor's class, I'm not exactly getting that feeling, but she still reminds me very much of my eighth grade English teacher, who was the absolute perfection of English teachers.

*goes off to rant about characterization and dialogue to gvambat*

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/if_/]

OH GOD RE, SUCH DECEPTION,
SUCH DECEPTION.

HOW COULD YOU HAVE NOT TOLD ME, LIKE, A MILLION YEARS AGO THAT YOU WERE STRAIGHT?!

AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE WHO HAD PROBLEMS WITH SEXUALITY.

SERIOUSLY.



:P (truly, that was entirely necessary!)

[wisdomeagle]

:p

My heterosexuality is a Deep Dark Secret, yo, and no one knows about it. :p

But anyhow, note it says "as straight as a rod. Obviously, the rod is totally and completely bent. It's a crooked!rod. It's the Elton John of the rod world.

I think this really says more about the rod than it says about me. :p

[http://users.livejournal.com/if_/]

i completely saw "as straight as a rod." i found it highly amusing, & couldn't stop laughing.

it could be a jekyll&hyde!rod?

[wisdomeagle]

Yeah, so'd I. Obviously, while the internet knows my name, it doesn't know my sexuality... unless it knows something I don't know. :p

It could!

lol

[stephicozar.livejournal.com]

Okay, you be funny. Ahem, you don't know me but, hey, we have a lot of the same interests! Do you mind if I add you??

Re: lol

[wisdomeagle]

*swoons over your icon*

Is that Daniel or MS? I should be able to tell but... slow today.

:p

Go ahead. I'll ad you back when I don't have to run to class.

Re: lol

[stephicozar.livejournal.com]

That would be the gorgeous MS :-)))
Cool! *adds you*
Have fun at class, just don't run too fast - unnecessary expenditure of calories is running.

Re: lol

[wisdomeagle]

Thought so. *grins* Lovelovelovelovelo....

*has a distinct lack of fun at class, amazingly enough* :p