Cliff: Rodney. I love him dearly, but I don't want to have sex with him ever, nor could I live with him long term. Shag: Sam, just for the fun of it. Marry: Elizabeth, as I could get along with her for forever and a day.
(though the thing about Hermione and Anne both is they want like 600000 children [okay, SLIGHT exaggeration] and I am not sure if I want any, which could make marriage complicated.
Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel (any versions you choose).
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Shag: Sam, just for the fun of it.
Marry: Elizabeth, as I could get along with her for forever and a day.
Daine, Keladry, Allana
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Peter, Susan, Edmund.
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Shag Peter,
Marry Edmund.
Mary Magdalene, Mary the Mother of Jesus, or Mary the sister of Lazarus?
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Cliff the Blessed Mother (
because with perpetual virginity, what's the point), shag Magdalene, marry "better part" Mary.Mary, Martha, Lazarus.
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Giles, Elizabeth Weir, Numair
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Cliff Numair, shag Giles, marry Weir.
Cedric, Fleur, Viktor.
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Also, you are evil, as my mental images of those three are all now from
*sighs* Going on book canon alone, cliff Victor, shag Fleur, marry Cedric. Gotta maintain Hufflepuff loyalty.
Hermione Granger, Matilda, Anne Shirley
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I think with bookverse!Matilda, it's cliff Hermione (with regrets!) shag Anne, marry Matilda.
movieverse!Matilda? Cliff Matilda, shag Hermione, marry Anne.
(though the thing about Hermione and Anne both is they want like 600000 children [okay, SLIGHT exaggeration] and I am not sure if I want any, which could make marriage complicated.
Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel (any versions you choose).