Verily, that is EVIL. I feel so guilty about cliffing any of them. :( That said, cliff Janine because she has the least character development, shag Fred, marry Tara. ♥
Think I'll leave this one for Ari. It's totally impossible. House is clearly unmarriable, unshaggable and uncliffable. Wilson is shaggable and marriable, and Kutner I just don't care about enough. (If it had been Cole, on the other hand...)
I thought this would be so easy. Do you really want to marry Wilson and become wife number whatever. House is Hugh Laurie! How can you say he's unshagable? Kutner - hmm, would I marry him for the earning potential or just kill him?
See, I think I was thinking House as House, but Wilson as Robert Sean Leonard (whom I've adored since childhood - Dead Poets Society...) Your points about Wilson and wife number whatever are well taken.
At whatever point you feel that your sermon is in a sufficient place to take a break: Lynda, Spike, Sarah.
Xander goes off the cliff, shag Dermot Michael (and then run like hell from Nuala), marry Kenny-the-ever-sweet. ALthough I'd probably remind him too much of Lynda. (I've been watching lots of Press Gang lately.
The Cameron is my head is sometimes a lot more interesting than Cameron on my TV. And Amber is just... too much for me. (Probably Cuddy would be too, but the sheer CUDDYNESS of her is irresistible. Also,
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Dawn Summers, Dawn Schafer, Kaylee Frye.
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Cliff Dawn Schafer, age Dawn Summers up a bit, and
marryshagoh dear... okay: marry Dawn, shag Kaylee.Mary Anne Spier, Richard Spier, Dawn Schafer
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Veronica Mars, Buffy, Zoe.
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Cameron, Cuddy, Amber.
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Cliff Cameron; shag Amber (on the waterbed) and marry Cuddy.
So, then: House, Wilson, Kutner.
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At whatever point you feel that your sermon is in a sufficient place to take a break: Lynda, Spike, Sarah.
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Cliff Sarah; Shag Lynda; Marry Spike.
Last one from me: the sweet sidekicks of the sassy women:
Kenny; Xander; Dermot Michael.
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Xander goes off the cliff, shag Dermot Michael (and then run like hell from Nuala), marry Kenny-the-ever-sweet. ALthough I'd probably remind him too much of Lynda. (I've been watching lots of Press Gang lately.
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Cliff Amber, shag Cameron, marry Cuddy.
Cameron, Mac from VMars, Willow.
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(I'd shag brunette Cameron, but blonde Cameron does nothing for me.)
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I'm older, I get priority.
*pouts*
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