Ah, okay - I wasn't sure. (As for Doctor Who, some of it is very good. Some of it isn't so good, but on balance, I enjoy the show).
Anyway, cliff Rose, shag Willow, marry Mac. (I really had to think about the last two, but I just don't think Willow's issues and my issues would get along well, long-term).
Oh man. Okay, shag Cristina, I think; I have a thing for pushy people in bed. Then, hm, I think the cliff for Kate. And marry Scully, even though probably we'd end up in some weird alien experiment.
Cliff: Rodney. I love him dearly, but I don't want to have sex with him ever, nor could I live with him long term. Shag: Sam, just for the fun of it. Marry: Elizabeth, as I could get along with her for forever and a day.
Cliff River, since I do not lean toward girls and she may very well try to kill me; shag Simon, as he is Very Pretty and seems like he needs a good loosening up; and marry Mal, though more legal-type than Saffron, and also without wanting to kill him.
Xander goes off the cliff, shag Dermot Michael (and then run like hell from Nuala), marry Kenny-the-ever-sweet. ALthough I'd probably remind him too much of Lynda. (I've been watching lots of Press Gang lately.
Um. I think cliff Wash, with sadness, and shag Xander and marry Keith. I love all of them really, but I feel guilty about cliffing Xander so much in this game and I am more attached to him than to Wash. And much as I'd like to think Xander will make a good husband someday, I feel like Keith has already proved himself.
I agree - while I adore Wash, there is Xander to consider. And of course Keith makes a good husband!
Oh, this one's really easy. Cliff Piz, because he irritated the hell out of me by being Diet Logan. Shag Weevil, because I'd have to make sure he's not all talk and no walk - he does say he'd "love me long time". :P And marry Wallace, because he's sweet and deserves some happiness.
Cliff Chase (sorry, but pretty just doesn't cut it); Shag House (because he's really rather attractive, looks like an actual man, and I have a thing for brilliant jackass musicians); and Marry Wilson (because while I really don't want to be Mrs. Wilson the Fourth, House is not marriage material, and besides, we know Wilson's a great husband, up until he cheats with House).
(though the thing about Hermione and Anne both is they want like 600000 children [okay, SLIGHT exaggeration] and I am not sure if I want any, which could make marriage complicated.
Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel (any versions you choose).
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