Shag Faith--I don't think that's even a question. Marry Teyla; calming and kickass both at once! Poor Eliza gets the cliff, but I just don't know her as well as the others.
Cliff Angel without the slightest hesitation, shag Wesley, marry Gunn. Unless we were talking about the Wesley of S1/S2 Angel, in which case I'd shag Gunn and marry him.
Cliff Penelope, I don't want Odysseus' arrow through my chest. Shag Helen, those who attempt a longer relationship with her meet untimely ends (but she's really just too tempting not to tap at least once). Marry Briseis, and hope to the gods Achilles is already dead, or at least just stews in his tent rather than trying to kill me.
I cannot cliff either Sirius or Remus, even though young!Sirius kind of deserves it. So, cliff James, shag Sirius, marry Remus even though he's totally not husband material.
I've pretty much run out of fandoms of yours that I know, so I think I shall bow out at this point and go read a book.
Random, unrelated question because you're here and I'm too lazy to email separately...
Have you been to the Medieval Manuscripts exhibition yet? I'm thinking of getting myself along to see it tomorrow, because it closes on Sunday. I realise you'll most likely be actually doing useful ministery stuff, but wanted to let you know of my plans just in case.
Hrm. Willow for the cliff, alas. Shag Buffy; I'm not sure when, but maybe post-Chosen when she's, ah, less hung-up and she's gotten over being dead. Marry Cordelia, from either late Buffy or early Angel.
Let's see, uh.
Actors with three names:
Neil Patrick Harris, Richard Dean Anderson, Robert Sean Leonard.
Males aren't generally my thing (even gods) but cliff Poseidon because he's too tempestuous, shag Zeus because everyone's doing it, and marry Hades, for it is better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:26 am (UTC)Cliff Lilly, shag Inara because she'd be good at it, marry Cordelia.
Dawn, Wesley, Connor.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:27 am (UTC)I feel so bad doing it, but cliff Joss =(, shag McGonagall, marry Hermione.
Teyla, Faith, Eliza Dushku.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:27 am (UTC)Mal, Zoe, Jayne.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:28 am (UTC)Wesley, Gunn, Angel.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:29 am (UTC)Lilah, Eve, Lindsey.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:29 am (UTC)McKay, Weir, Sam Carter.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:31 am (UTC)Snape, Dumbledore, Trelawney.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:31 am (UTC)Kennedy, Eve, Knox.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:32 am (UTC)Buffy, Willow, Cordelia.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:33 am (UTC)Hmm...
Inara, Zoe, River.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:34 am (UTC)Cassiopeia, Cassandra, Galatea (Pygmalion's)
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:35 am (UTC)Sirius, Remus, James.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:38 am (UTC)Hades, Zeus, Poseidon.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:38 am (UTC)Yeah, maybe I could just get a big copy of Rublev's icon and have us all sit and meditate on it for fifteen minutes.
Since sangerin was all women, how do you feel about all men: Wesley, Xander, Giles.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:40 am (UTC)Cliff Cameron; shag Amber (on the waterbed) and marry Cuddy.
So, then: House, Wilson, Kutner.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:40 am (UTC)I've pretty much run out of fandoms of yours that I know, so I think I shall bow out at this point and go read a book.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:41 am (UTC)Cliff Xander, shag Wesley, marry Giles.
Hm... Mal, Jayne, Wash?
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:41 am (UTC)Cliff Inara, shag Zoe, marry River.
Darla, Drusilla, Glory.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:43 am (UTC)Have you been to the Medieval Manuscripts exhibition yet? I'm thinking of getting myself along to see it tomorrow, because it closes on Sunday. I realise you'll most likely be actually doing useful ministery stuff, but wanted to let you know of my plans just in case.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:43 am (UTC)Let's see, uh.
Actors with three names:
Neil Patrick Harris, Richard Dean Anderson, Robert Sean Leonard.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:44 am (UTC)Cliff Jayne, shag Mal, marry Wash.
(Biblical): David, Ruth, Sarah
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:46 am (UTC)An odd one:
Frankenstein's monster, Osiris, Golem of Prague.
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:46 am (UTC)Kate Lockley, Cristina Yang, Dana Scully.