[meme] buffyverse crack
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omnicat, who is by the by running an HP girls kinkbattle in which more people should actually participate.
List your twelve favourite characters for a fandom, in order. Then answer the questions.
[these questions have circulated before, by the by; this is the PG-13/R version of the meme]
1. Fred Burkle
2. Rupert Giles
3. Tara Maclay
4. Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
5. Willow Rosenberg
6. Daniel "Oz" Osbourne
7. Xander Harris
8. Cordelia Chase
9. Illyria
10. Lorne
11. Lilah Morgan
12. Charles Gunn
Have you ever read a 6/11 story before?
Oz/Lilah. Um, no, I actually don't think I have.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Wesley. Um. Yes. THIS HOT. In S3/4 when he is all scruffy and brooding he can HAVE MY GAY AND STUFF IT. And when he kisses Fred, all kind of gentle and passionate? UM YES PLEASE>
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
If Gunn got Cordy pregnant -- um. This would be the BEST PREGNANCY that Cordy had ever had, but if they weren't trying, I think she would be MAD and all, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KNOCKED ME UP." And Gunn would be all apologetic and "So are we going to raise this kid or what?"
"IN THIS WORLD?"
"It's the only world we've got."
And then there would be kidfic and all AI would chip in to take care of the WORLD'S PRETTIEST BABY and it would be precious.
Do you recall any fics about 9?
Illyria. Thanks to the awesome tagging skillz of the gen bff, I can quickly point you to Grandmother's House bydoyle_sb4, Illyria/Buffy. AWESOMECAKES.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Giles/Oz. Um, yeah. Here, have Gloss's Giles/Oz ship manifesto.
5/9 or 5/10?
Willow/Illyria or Willow/Lorne. Um, while Willow/Illyria has more aesthetic appeal? Willow/Lorne is more the kind of story I would want to tell about Willow. I do not think she needs someone (or even Someone) feeding her power addiction so much as she needs someone similarly broken by the Forces of Darkness. Only worry is that she would walk all over him. Also, I have written Willow/Lorne. Because I am on crack.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
If Xander walked in on Giles and Gunn having sex. Um. Moment of major embarrassment, gay panic, and jealousy. Little interest as I have in m/m/m threesomes, I can kind of see this one happening. Tell me Xander would not be a little head-over-heels for Gunn if he met him at the right time. And of course Xander's already head-over-heels for Giles.
I think this moment would fuel more guilty wank fantasies than is even possible.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
[Tara/Lorne]
So this witch walks into this mystical karaoke bar at the end of the universe, and baby, she's a heartbreaker.
Is there such a thing as 1/8 fluff?
Fred/Cordy. Um, yeah.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt-comfort fic.
Xander/Lilah. !!!! Hi, these people do not do hurt/comfort together. Sorry.
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
If Wesley deflowered Fred? Um. a) that flower, she's been plucked and b) Given "Billy," the premise might be kinda cracktastic. Maybe severely AU, e.g. my long-abandoned "Watchers and Libraries" AU (where Willow and Fred are recruited by the Watchers' Council pre-series and have fraught tangled love quadrilateral with Giles and Wesley. What? You have your cracktastic AUs and I have mine.)
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Tara. Some do (e.g. Elizabeth!) but for very excellent reasons of canon gay, it's not as popular as some things are.
Does anyone on your friends list write/draw 11?
Lilah. Um, if anyone on the flist is still reading/writing/drawing Buffyverse? Yeah, probably. I think most of us have at one point or another.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Giles/Wesley/Willow. I don't know if I've actually seen this OT3, but it does seem kind of possible, doesn't it?
What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?
Lorne. Um. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't really want to envision Lorne in a moment of great passion. I KNOW I AM PREJUDICED AGAINST DEMONS. :(
If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you chose?
Cordy. Jill Sobule -Supermodel.
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Fred/Oz/Gunn
UNBEARABLE FUCKING HOTNESS. How awesome would this be? How PRETTY would this be? How JESUS FRELL I want this now.
What might be a good pick-up line be for 10 to use on 2?
For Lorne to use on Giles?
Um.
Um.
I am at a loss.
Sorry!
omnicat, who is by the by running an HP girls kinkbattle in which more people should actually participate.List your twelve favourite characters for a fandom, in order. Then answer the questions.
[these questions have circulated before, by the by; this is the PG-13/R version of the meme]
1. Fred Burkle
2. Rupert Giles
3. Tara Maclay
4. Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
5. Willow Rosenberg
6. Daniel "Oz" Osbourne
7. Xander Harris
8. Cordelia Chase
9. Illyria
10. Lorne
11. Lilah Morgan
12. Charles Gunn
Have you ever read a 6/11 story before?
Oz/Lilah. Um, no, I actually don't think I have.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Wesley. Um. Yes. THIS HOT. In S3/4 when he is all scruffy and brooding he can HAVE MY GAY AND STUFF IT. And when he kisses Fred, all kind of gentle and passionate? UM YES PLEASE>
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
If Gunn got Cordy pregnant -- um. This would be the BEST PREGNANCY that Cordy had ever had, but if they weren't trying, I think she would be MAD and all, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KNOCKED ME UP." And Gunn would be all apologetic and "So are we going to raise this kid or what?"
"IN THIS WORLD?"
"It's the only world we've got."
And then there would be kidfic and all AI would chip in to take care of the WORLD'S PRETTIEST BABY and it would be precious.
Do you recall any fics about 9?
Illyria. Thanks to the awesome tagging skillz of the gen bff, I can quickly point you to Grandmother's House by
doyle_sb4, Illyria/Buffy. AWESOMECAKES.Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Giles/Oz. Um, yeah. Here, have Gloss's Giles/Oz ship manifesto.
5/9 or 5/10?
Willow/Illyria or Willow/Lorne. Um, while Willow/Illyria has more aesthetic appeal? Willow/Lorne is more the kind of story I would want to tell about Willow. I do not think she needs someone (or even Someone) feeding her power addiction so much as she needs someone similarly broken by the Forces of Darkness. Only worry is that she would walk all over him. Also, I have written Willow/Lorne. Because I am on crack.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
If Xander walked in on Giles and Gunn having sex. Um. Moment of major embarrassment, gay panic, and jealousy. Little interest as I have in m/m/m threesomes, I can kind of see this one happening. Tell me Xander would not be a little head-over-heels for Gunn if he met him at the right time. And of course Xander's already head-over-heels for Giles.
I think this moment would fuel more guilty wank fantasies than is even possible.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
[Tara/Lorne]
So this witch walks into this mystical karaoke bar at the end of the universe, and baby, she's a heartbreaker.
Is there such a thing as 1/8 fluff?
Fred/Cordy. Um, yeah.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt-comfort fic.
Xander/Lilah. !!!! Hi, these people do not do hurt/comfort together. Sorry.
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
If Wesley deflowered Fred? Um. a) that flower, she's been plucked and b) Given "Billy," the premise might be kinda cracktastic. Maybe severely AU, e.g. my long-abandoned "Watchers and Libraries" AU (where Willow and Fred are recruited by the Watchers' Council pre-series and have fraught tangled love quadrilateral with Giles and Wesley. What? You have your cracktastic AUs and I have mine.)
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Tara. Some do (e.g. Elizabeth!) but for very excellent reasons of canon gay, it's not as popular as some things are.
Does anyone on your friends list write/draw 11?
Lilah. Um, if anyone on the flist is still reading/writing/drawing Buffyverse? Yeah, probably. I think most of us have at one point or another.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Giles/Wesley/Willow. I don't know if I've actually seen this OT3, but it does seem kind of possible, doesn't it?
What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?
Lorne. Um. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't really want to envision Lorne in a moment of great passion. I KNOW I AM PREJUDICED AGAINST DEMONS. :(
If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you chose?
Cordy. Jill Sobule -Supermodel.
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Fred/Oz/Gunn
UNBEARABLE FUCKING HOTNESS. How awesome would this be? How PRETTY would this be? How JESUS FRELL I want this now.
What might be a good pick-up line be for 10 to use on 2?
For Lorne to use on Giles?
Um.
Um.
I am at a loss.
Sorry!
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Date: 2008-05-12 10:40 pm (UTC)also, plz write.
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Date: 2008-05-13 01:31 am (UTC)Illyria. Thanks to the awesome tagging skillz of the gen bff, I can quickly point you to Grandmother's House by [info]doyle_sb4, Illyria/Buffy. AWESOMECAKES.
I read this and I was like, "But you don't do fic recs in your journal," and then I clicked on the link and oh, it was my f_m tagging.
And now I have read this fic and wow. *adds to list of fic to feedback*
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Tara. Some do (e.g. Elizabeth!) but for very excellent reasons of canon gay, it's not as popular as some things are.
:)
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Date: 2008-05-13 03:04 am (UTC)Also, this Willow/Lorne of which you speak? Link please.
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Date: 2008-05-13 05:27 am (UTC)Faux Pas, Willow/Lorne weddingfic of all things.
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Date: 2008-05-13 03:34 pm (UTC)Bookmarks.
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Date: 2008-05-13 09:51 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-13 03:30 pm (UTC)And I totally did this one BSC-fashion. Because I am a dweeb.