[meme] - dear anon, love, anon
Sep. 6th, 2006 04:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wisdomeagleSo, you know that meme where you write ten messages anonymously to people on your flist. Well, I am never doing that one again. A world of no.
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brooklinegirl and pearl_o wrote anon messages to fannish characters [here and here], which is much more awesome. Only, for thirty seconds, I misinterpreted what they'd done and thought they'd written ten messages from fannish characters to fannish characters. Which is exactly what I've done.
1. You won't let me have this conversation with you and have been refusing to let me have this conversation with you for nearly a decade but I need to say, in absolute terms so you can't get them confused and think you've heard what you want to hear, that we just, simply can't. I won't say I love you because you know I do and that's beside the point, which is that any happiness we'd get from being together isn't worth what we'd have to give up. [Jack and Daniel]
2. I need you to know that I need to be able to trust you absolutely in certain areas, and I need you to be able to trust me to know when you're making a mistake.And I need you to know that I love you.
3. Dear Veronica, You are the most important person in my life, and nothing you've done or could do will ever change that. I love you. Love, Keith.
4. I am not dysfunctional and I will tell you why! 1) You are the one who is dysfunctional. 2) You are the one who made me this way. 3) I am NOT actually in love with you (really! I'm not! Don't look at me that way!), and only a truly dysfunctional person would be in love with you, and therefore! [House and Wilson.]
5. I have a very long list -- yes, I actually made a list! -- of all the things I could never forgive you for, and I've survived without you for a long time, but somehow, I just. can't. stop. missing you. Please come back to me.
6. Dear Cordelia, With everything that's happened to us in the past couple of months -- and trust me, you don't want to know the half of it (though you probably do, anyhow) -- I think everyone's kind of forgotten about saying goodbye to you, which sucks, because... I keep waking up nights, and remembering you and your smile and the way you filled out a sweater and the crazy, stupid, fucked-up, brilliant ideas you had about helping people -- about helping me -- and I don't think I'm going to finish this, even anonymously, because of how much it hurts and how wrong everything's gotten. We need you. Love, Gunn
7. Dear Mary Anne, So I woke up this morning with a brilliant realization! I can't believe I never thought of this before. I'm in love with you, and you should break up with your personfriend and start going out with me, because I am much, much cooler, and I will bake you cookies. Now that I've thought of this, screw anonymity; I am going to tell you this in person as soon as I see you again! Love, Kristy
8. Since the day I met you, nothing's been the same for me, and I can't say I'm sad, either, because all the changes have been good and every day's a discovery when I wake up with you.
9. I'm still out here. Take your time, do what you need to. Maybe you'll never come back. But I'm still out here. Just in case.
10. Oy, you make a man's heart do crazy things, which only stands to reason, I suppose, but still, you'd think that I could rest just a minute and you'd not come after me with those bright eyes that see more than they should.
11. Dear Daniel, Sam, and Teal'c, Do anything you want, fuck anyone you want, have all the adventures you want without me. Please, just don't get yourselves killed. Love, Jack
Go ahead and guess! Any and all of my fandoms may or may not be included, including RPF, books, movies, TV, etc. That said, I don't think I've included anything too obscure.
I'll leave the answers unfilled-in in case anyone wants to play without seeing other people's correct guesses. :) People seem to be playing cooperatively, which is awesome, so to help you and me both keep track of what's been guessed, I've filled in answers.
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brooklinegirl and pearl_o wrote anon messages to fannish characters [here and here], which is much more awesome. Only, for thirty seconds, I misinterpreted what they'd done and thought they'd written ten messages from fannish characters to fannish characters. Which is exactly what I've done.1. You won't let me have this conversation with you and have been refusing to let me have this conversation with you for nearly a decade but I need to say, in absolute terms so you can't get them confused and think you've heard what you want to hear, that we just, simply can't. I won't say I love you because you know I do and that's beside the point, which is that any happiness we'd get from being together isn't worth what we'd have to give up. [Jack and Daniel]
2. I need you to know that I need to be able to trust you absolutely in certain areas, and I need you to be able to trust me to know when you're making a mistake.
3. Dear Veronica, You are the most important person in my life, and nothing you've done or could do will ever change that. I love you. Love, Keith.
4. I am not dysfunctional and I will tell you why! 1) You are the one who is dysfunctional. 2) You are the one who made me this way. 3) I am NOT actually in love with you (really! I'm not! Don't look at me that way!), and only a truly dysfunctional person would be in love with you, and therefore! [House and Wilson.]
5. I have a very long list -- yes, I actually made a list! -- of all the things I could never forgive you for, and I've survived without you for a long time, but somehow, I just. can't. stop. missing you. Please come back to me.
6. Dear Cordelia, With everything that's happened to us in the past couple of months -- and trust me, you don't want to know the half of it (though you probably do, anyhow) -- I think everyone's kind of forgotten about saying goodbye to you, which sucks, because... I keep waking up nights, and remembering you and your smile and the way you filled out a sweater and the crazy, stupid, fucked-up, brilliant ideas you had about helping people -- about helping me -- and I don't think I'm going to finish this, even anonymously, because of how much it hurts and how wrong everything's gotten. We need you. Love, Gunn
7. Dear Mary Anne, So I woke up this morning with a brilliant realization! I can't believe I never thought of this before. I'm in love with you, and you should break up with your personfriend and start going out with me, because I am much, much cooler, and I will bake you cookies. Now that I've thought of this, screw anonymity; I am going to tell you this in person as soon as I see you again! Love, Kristy
8. Since the day I met you, nothing's been the same for me, and I can't say I'm sad, either, because all the changes have been good and every day's a discovery when I wake up with you.
9. I'm still out here. Take your time, do what you need to. Maybe you'll never come back. But I'm still out here. Just in case.
10. Oy, you make a man's heart do crazy things, which only stands to reason, I suppose, but still, you'd think that I could rest just a minute and you'd not come after me with those bright eyes that see more than they should.
11. Dear Daniel, Sam, and Teal'c, Do anything you want, fuck anyone you want, have all the adventures you want without me. Please, just don't get yourselves killed. Love, Jack
Go ahead and guess! Any and all of my fandoms may or may not be included, including RPF, books, movies, TV, etc. That said, I don't think I've included anything too obscure.
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Date: 2006-09-06 09:10 pm (UTC)the only guess I'd hazard is that #3 just might be Keith to Veronica... just because.
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Date: 2006-09-06 09:13 pm (UTC)And yes. You are absolutely right, of course. :)
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Date: 2006-09-06 09:17 pm (UTC)I might do this meme myself, because it rocks, but tomorrow when I'm less sleepy and bordering on unconscious ;)
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Date: 2006-09-06 09:19 pm (UTC)Like, number 4? Is Faith talking to Buffy. And number 7 is Willow talking to Buffy, especially with the cookies thing. Obviously, I think everyone is in love with Buffy...
I keep thinking that number 6 is about Cordelia because I can't imagine anyone filled out a sweater the way she did. But I can't decide who it is talking.
Ah! I'm so curious now! :)
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Date: 2006-09-06 09:32 pm (UTC)You're right, though, that #6 is about Cordy. :)
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Date: 2006-09-06 09:47 pm (UTC)6) Cordy to Wes.
7) Willow to Xander.
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Date: 2006-09-06 10:14 pm (UTC)4 -- is it Joss/Alexis or do I just want it to be?
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Date: 2006-09-06 11:58 pm (UTC)See, this is why Cuddy/House/Wilson is my House OT3. That way, you have the angsty pretty boys and the boobies. It's a win/win, really. Plus, no one can best them on the snark factor.
Nothing beats Gunn/Cordy/Wes for my all time OT3, though!
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Date: 2006-09-07 12:21 am (UTC)My all time OT3, definitely Jack/Daniel/Sam from SG-1. BUT Cordy/Gunn/Wes is definitely on the list. :)
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Date: 2006-09-06 10:28 pm (UTC)And #11 is Jack O'Neill to Sam, Daniel, and Teal'c. Awwww! :-)
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Date: 2006-09-06 10:32 pm (UTC)1 is Jack and Daniel, though I realized while writing it that some parts sounded like Jack/Sam.
And #11 - of course. :D
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Date: 2006-09-07 08:19 am (UTC)Or Kristy to Mary-Anne? (I don't know why I'm so certain that M-A is the one baking cookies...
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Date: 2006-09-07 08:28 am (UTC)(I don't know what happened with the voice on this one, with two guesses for Willow and one for Mary Anne. Clearly my attempts to write "super-assertive teenaged girl" translated into "shy girl over-compenstating with babble." Oops.)
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Date: 2006-09-07 08:33 am (UTC)Having successfully guessed one (eventually) I think that's enough. This is hard! (And I should be writing Five Things requests.)