dream - mmm, brains
Apr. 24th, 2006 01:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wisdomeagleI had a weird dream.
I guess... Dad had gotten some grocery coupons in the mail, including one for a $70 book about golf that we weren't going to get because golf, no, and one of the coupons was for this Thing that we did end up getting, and then we were going to take baths, only I was taking mine in the kitchen of our house in New Jersey and there was this slimy monster of some sort. I tried a couple of ways to get rid of it: shoved it, pushed it, poked it with a broom. Then I finally realized those methods weren't working, so I went into our knife drawer and started hacking. At one point it came apart into two parts, and the lower part was talking about how it wanted to go to Pride in Shrewsbury with its partner, but we were having none of that, and I killed both bits, and when there was some indication of brains still working, I hacked harder, and it was quite violent and gross and slimy.
Then I woke up.
On the whole, I like West Wing dreams better.
I guess... Dad had gotten some grocery coupons in the mail, including one for a $70 book about golf that we weren't going to get because golf, no, and one of the coupons was for this Thing that we did end up getting, and then we were going to take baths, only I was taking mine in the kitchen of our house in New Jersey and there was this slimy monster of some sort. I tried a couple of ways to get rid of it: shoved it, pushed it, poked it with a broom. Then I finally realized those methods weren't working, so I went into our knife drawer and started hacking. At one point it came apart into two parts, and the lower part was talking about how it wanted to go to Pride in Shrewsbury with its partner, but we were having none of that, and I killed both bits, and when there was some indication of brains still working, I hacked harder, and it was quite violent and gross and slimy.
Then I woke up.
On the whole, I like West Wing dreams better.
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Date: 2006-04-24 05:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-24 05:37 pm (UTC)So, what do you think? If the BSC and WW ensembles were forced to do battle with the lesbian slime demon (did I make it clear that this was a lesbian slime demon, where the lower half shipped with the upper half? Because it really, really was), HOW AWESOME WOULD IT BE?
Feel free not to answer that question if you'd rather walk away slowly and not cause the crackfic to grow any larger...
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Date: 2006-04-24 11:48 pm (UTC)So it was a female slime demon?
Hrm...is one gay if one is self-sexual?
And I think the correct answer to that question is "seven".
But if the crackfic grows no larger, than the crack will build up in Ari's brain, and possibly explode. Crackfic seems to be the safer of the alternatives.
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Date: 2006-04-24 06:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-24 06:48 pm (UTC)