daily poll: grammar!
Aug. 9th, 2005 10:55 am[Poll #548512]
My answer is fun. And I am hereby handing in all my cool cred and sitting in a cave. (Though that may have happened in eighth grade...)
English teacher: What's wrong with this sentence?
Ari: Oh, you need a singular pronoun, since everyone is singular.
English teacher: Uh, yeah. How'd you know that?
Ari: I read a grammar book.
English teacher:... for fun?
Ari:... yeah.
[eta after 11 votes: omg, wtf is wrong with you guys! I knew my flist was dorky, but this is just ridiculous. *unfriends* /invisible sarcasm font]
[eta again at around 50 votes: why are none of my friends normal? *wails*
My answer is fun. And I am hereby handing in all my cool cred and sitting in a cave. (Though that may have happened in eighth grade...)
English teacher: What's wrong with this sentence?
Ari: Oh, you need a singular pronoun, since everyone is singular.
English teacher: Uh, yeah. How'd you know that?
Ari: I read a grammar book.
English teacher:... for fun?
Ari:... yeah.
[eta after 11 votes: omg, wtf is wrong with you guys! I knew my flist was dorky, but this is just ridiculous. *unfriends* /invisible sarcasm font]
[eta again at around 50 votes: why are none of my friends normal? *wails*
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Date: 2005-08-09 03:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-08-09 05:09 pm (UTC)Fun fun fun!!!
*g*
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Date: 2005-08-09 05:33 pm (UTC)Also I'm fascinated with grammar because I prefer to use it correctly.
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Date: 2005-08-09 05:37 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-09 07:11 pm (UTC)Hee! That conversation between you and your English teacher is almost similar to something that happened to me some time ago in my senior year. After answering correctly to a historical question, some guy came up to me after class and asked me how I knew the answer.
Me: I read it in a book.
Guy: Hold up. You mean, you actually read? For fun!?
Me: ....Yeah.
I really shouldn't have expected a different answer though, considering most of the people I went to high school with hardly found reading a productive thing to do with their spare time.
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