pet peeve

[wisdomeagle]

All right, all you fanfic/porn/erotica/smut writers out there. I have a comment to make:
tonsils are not sexy!

Not by any stretch of the imagination, okay? It's not a sexy word, it's not a sexy body part, and it makes me think of tonsillectomy, not really hot kisses. Tonsils are a turn-off, yet practically every description of a deep tongue kiss in slashfic mentions them. Why? Ew.

Comments

[missfaith.livejournal.com]

ooh i agree! just makes me think about tonsillitus!

[pocket-headrush.livejournal.com]

I don't have tonsils. ...Yes.

[missfaith.livejournal.com]

me neither. i never had them, apparently they just shrivelled up and died...

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[pocket-headrush.livejournal.com]

wow, that's crazy. I got tonsillitis, and had to get them removed. I got to lie in a bed and eat popsicles and ice cream. Hee hee.

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[missfaith.livejournal.com]

i almost wish id had that pleasure!mmm ice cream!

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[pocket-headrush.livejournal.com]

wow, that's crazy. I got tonsillitis, and had to get them removed. I got to lie in a bed and eat popsicles and ice cream. Hee hee.

[hoshistar.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I agree completely.