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the_green_sheep, a non-pr0nful (but what's the fun of that version of the 12 characters meme. You know the drill -- write down your characters before you click behind the cut.
1. Jack O'Neill (Stargate: SG-1)
2. CJ Cregg (West Wing)
3. Elizabeth Weir (Stargate: Atlantis)
4. Lisa Cuddy (House: M.D.)
5. Beka Valentine (Andromeda)
5. Kaylee Frye (Firefly/Serenity)
6. Christopher "Ducky" McCrae (California Diaries)
7. Xander Harris (Buffy: the Vampire Slayer)
8. Aeryn Sun (Farscape)
9. Illyria (Angel)
10. Logan Cale (Dark Angel
11. Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter)
12. Tom Bombadil (Lord of the Rings)
Which would make a better college professor, 6 (Ducky) or 11 (McGonagall)? What subjects would they teach?
Errr... McGonagall is a professor, though not at the Uni level. She'd teach Transfiguration. Ducky would teach English, I think (he's shown a strong tendancy towards favoring said subject), and he'd definitely be a popular professor, but I don't know how good at it he'd be. Since I think most of his deep!angsty!issues will be resolved when he's a) no longer in high school and b) out, I don't see anything preventing him from being a kick-ass prof.
Do you think 4 (Lisa Cuddy) is hot? How hot?
Yes. Very, very, very, VERY hot, that's how hot. I could stare forever, and frequently do.
12 (Tom Bombadil) sends 8 (Aeryn Sun) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Oohh. This is interesting. It's probably Ring-related, but the idea of Tom directing anyone is... Tom is like Trance. He guides people to the right decision. In this case, it might be wormhole-related or Ring-related, actually... and probably to get rid of them. I think it succeeds, unless it involves sacrificing John or little!D'Argo.
What is or would be 9's (Illyria's) favorite book?
Er, clearly, some sort of religious text about the worship of Illyria.
Would it make more sense for 2 (CJ Cregg) to swear fealty to 6 (Ducky), or the other way around?
Since Ducky is younger and less alpha, it makes a lot more sense for Ducky to swear loyalty to CJ than the other way around (though I'm seeing the scenario as a sort of Judy Garland gay-boy-worship-of-hot-woman kind of thing. Which is totally okay with me.)
For some reason, 5 (Beka) is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 (Illyria) or with 10 (Logan Cale)?
Well, Illyria would be more likely to kill her, and she and Logan could have techy!sex, and I think the whole illegal-broadcast-thing would appeal to Beka's sense of deviousness.
7 (Xander), 2 (CJ) and 12 (Tom Bombadil) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Errrrr! I think they'd go somewhere in DC, and discuss the inaccuracies in the LotR movies vs the books. I think Xander would be fascinated by that, and CJ would find them amusing.
3 (Elizabeth Weir) challenges 10 (Logan Cale) to a duel. What happens?
Umm... Weir gets Sheppard to be her second; Logan gets Max to be his, and Max kills Sheppard. Then Weir, Max, and Logan have sex.
If 1 (Jack O'Neill) stole 8's (Aeryn Sun's) most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
Hand-to-hand combat. Then she'd get her pulse pistol back and shoot him dead.
Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Xander) and 12 (Tom Bombadil) both attain what they most desire.
Errr... "Anya Is Alive And Well In Middle-Earth, but Also Having Threesome Sex With Goldberry And Tom"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Cuddy) and 1 (Jack O'Neill) to work together?
Cuddy, rather than Rommie, replaces Janet. Jack is visiting the base to have sex with Daniel, and then there's some sort of alien virus that means they need to be quarentined.
If 7 (Xander) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Great. I think we'd watch Trek together.
If you could command 3 (Weir) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
I thought this was the non pr0nful version.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (McGonagall)?
tartanshell
If 2 (CJ) had to choose sides between 4 (Cuddy) and 5 (Kaylee), which would it be?
Probably Cuddy; I see CJ as less sunny-optimistic than Kaylee and more in line with Cuddy's work ethic.
What might 10 (Logan) shout while charging into battle?
I suspect it would be a coded signal to Max.
If you chose a song to represent 8 (Aeryn), which song would you choose?
Not sure... something about growing up and losing stuff and crap.
1 (Jack), 6 (Ducky) and 12 (Tom) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Tom doesn't care, and Jack is taller, older, and hotter.
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (CJ) to use on 10 (Logan)?
"How'd you like an exclusive with the President's Press Secretary?" I think that would work.
What would 5 (Beka) most likely be arrested for?
...Theft?
What is 6's (Ducky's) secret?
He's gay.
If 11 (McGonagall) and 9 (Illyria) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
McGonagall can Apparate, but Illyria can travel through dimensions in split-seconds. Illyria wins.
3 (Weir) and 7 (Xander) tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
Weir's.
"1 (Jack) and 9 (Illyria) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Cuddy's) sinister secret organization. 11 (McGonagall) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (McGonagall) is actually a spy for 4 (Cuddy). Meanwhile, 4 (Cuddy) has kidnapped 12 (Tom) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Kaylee), they seek out 3 (Weir), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Errr.... I like the idea of Cuddy's secret organization, but other than that, I'm pretty much not loving the concept.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Xander) or 8 (Aeryn)?
Aeryn, no question.
the_green_sheep, a non-pr0nful (but what's the fun of that version of the 12 characters meme. You know the drill -- write down your characters before you click behind the cut.1. Jack O'Neill (Stargate: SG-1)
2. CJ Cregg (West Wing)
3. Elizabeth Weir (Stargate: Atlantis)
4. Lisa Cuddy (House: M.D.)
5. Beka Valentine (Andromeda)
5. Kaylee Frye (Firefly/Serenity)
6. Christopher "Ducky" McCrae (California Diaries)
7. Xander Harris (Buffy: the Vampire Slayer)
8. Aeryn Sun (Farscape)
9. Illyria (Angel)
10. Logan Cale (Dark Angel
11. Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter)
12. Tom Bombadil (Lord of the Rings)
Which would make a better college professor, 6 (Ducky) or 11 (McGonagall)? What subjects would they teach?
Errr... McGonagall is a professor, though not at the Uni level. She'd teach Transfiguration. Ducky would teach English, I think (he's shown a strong tendancy towards favoring said subject), and he'd definitely be a popular professor, but I don't know how good at it he'd be. Since I think most of his deep!angsty!issues will be resolved when he's a) no longer in high school and b) out, I don't see anything preventing him from being a kick-ass prof.
Do you think 4 (Lisa Cuddy) is hot? How hot?
Yes. Very, very, very, VERY hot, that's how hot. I could stare forever, and frequently do.
12 (Tom Bombadil) sends 8 (Aeryn Sun) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Oohh. This is interesting. It's probably Ring-related, but the idea of Tom directing anyone is... Tom is like Trance. He guides people to the right decision. In this case, it might be wormhole-related or Ring-related, actually... and probably to get rid of them. I think it succeeds, unless it involves sacrificing John or little!D'Argo.
What is or would be 9's (Illyria's) favorite book?
Er, clearly, some sort of religious text about the worship of Illyria.
Would it make more sense for 2 (CJ Cregg) to swear fealty to 6 (Ducky), or the other way around?
Since Ducky is younger and less alpha, it makes a lot more sense for Ducky to swear loyalty to CJ than the other way around (though I'm seeing the scenario as a sort of Judy Garland gay-boy-worship-of-hot-woman kind of thing. Which is totally okay with me.)
For some reason, 5 (Beka) is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 (Illyria) or with 10 (Logan Cale)?
Well, Illyria would be more likely to kill her, and she and Logan could have techy!sex, and I think the whole illegal-broadcast-thing would appeal to Beka's sense of deviousness.
7 (Xander), 2 (CJ) and 12 (Tom Bombadil) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Errrrr! I think they'd go somewhere in DC, and discuss the inaccuracies in the LotR movies vs the books. I think Xander would be fascinated by that, and CJ would find them amusing.
3 (Elizabeth Weir) challenges 10 (Logan Cale) to a duel. What happens?
Umm... Weir gets Sheppard to be her second; Logan gets Max to be his, and Max kills Sheppard. Then Weir, Max, and Logan have sex.
If 1 (Jack O'Neill) stole 8's (Aeryn Sun's) most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
Hand-to-hand combat. Then she'd get her pulse pistol back and shoot him dead.
Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Xander) and 12 (Tom Bombadil) both attain what they most desire.
Errr... "Anya Is Alive And Well In Middle-Earth, but Also Having Threesome Sex With Goldberry And Tom"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Cuddy) and 1 (Jack O'Neill) to work together?
Cuddy, rather than Rommie, replaces Janet. Jack is visiting the base to have sex with Daniel, and then there's some sort of alien virus that means they need to be quarentined.
If 7 (Xander) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Great. I think we'd watch Trek together.
If you could command 3 (Weir) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
I thought this was the non pr0nful version.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (McGonagall)?
tartanshellIf 2 (CJ) had to choose sides between 4 (Cuddy) and 5 (Kaylee), which would it be?
Probably Cuddy; I see CJ as less sunny-optimistic than Kaylee and more in line with Cuddy's work ethic.
What might 10 (Logan) shout while charging into battle?
I suspect it would be a coded signal to Max.
If you chose a song to represent 8 (Aeryn), which song would you choose?
Not sure... something about growing up and losing stuff and crap.
1 (Jack), 6 (Ducky) and 12 (Tom) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Tom doesn't care, and Jack is taller, older, and hotter.
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (CJ) to use on 10 (Logan)?
"How'd you like an exclusive with the President's Press Secretary?" I think that would work.
What would 5 (Beka) most likely be arrested for?
...Theft?
What is 6's (Ducky's) secret?
He's gay.
If 11 (McGonagall) and 9 (Illyria) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
McGonagall can Apparate, but Illyria can travel through dimensions in split-seconds. Illyria wins.
3 (Weir) and 7 (Xander) tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
Weir's.
"1 (Jack) and 9 (Illyria) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Cuddy's) sinister secret organization. 11 (McGonagall) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (McGonagall) is actually a spy for 4 (Cuddy). Meanwhile, 4 (Cuddy) has kidnapped 12 (Tom) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Kaylee), they seek out 3 (Weir), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Errr.... I like the idea of Cuddy's secret organization, but other than that, I'm pretty much not loving the concept.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Xander) or 8 (Aeryn)?
Aeryn, no question.
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Date: 2005-09-24 09:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-30 11:17 pm (UTC)Michael WeatherlyLogan! Why?Despite our shared secret lurve of the McWeir, I do not understand you at all. (Because I'm shallow and I still love Sheppard and the McShep best. So it's not you, it's me. No, wait, you killed Shep, so it's you.
... I'm confused.)
*g*
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Date: 2005-10-02 02:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-02 06:48 pm (UTC)killelbow aside to get him, so that's fine by me. *vbg*