GIP and meme:

[wisdomeagle]

mctabby made this meme. She suggested that it could be within one fandom or multi-fandom, ithurtsmybrain -- similar to the icon!meme that's spreading like wildfire. So, anyhow. I'm doing it twice, once in the Jossverse, once multi-fandom.

The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

One: Willow
Two: Wesley
Three: Lilah
Four: Giles
Five: Joyce
Six: Tara
Seven: Fred
Eight: Drusilla
Nine: Xander
Ten: Oz
Eleven: Lorne
Twelve: Anya
[the multi-fandom option is behind the cut.]

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Tara/Lorne. Haven't read it. Would not be totally averse.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Yes. Very.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? *snerkkkk* If Anya got Dru pregnant? Connor would have a, um, *draws family tree*, niece or nephew. I'm guessing this is some sort of vengeance spell.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? Um... *checks memories* The Whole of the Law by glossing, A Question You Should Say Yes To by romanticalgirl, Lucky Mr. Spock by sage_theory.

Would Two and Six make a good couple? Wes + Tara. Hot, yes. Good couple? Maybe. Would require with the bisexuality and whatness, but I have not a problem with that.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Joyce with Xander or Joyce with Oz. Hmm. I think Oz with Joyce causes less of a parent-figure-squick, which is obviously not a problem for me -- but I think the idea of Joyce/Oz just appeals to me more. Not sure why.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Fred walked in on Wesley and Anya having sex... I think, depending on the time period, Fred would be: S3 - squicked, S4 - jealous, S5 - irate. Though the real question is, "Why are Wesley and Anya having sex?"

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. [Lilah/Oz] - Lilah runs to Tibet to escape from her demons, but it isn't far enough.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?? Willow/Dru. Uh, no. There's not.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Fred/Anya... um... "Yes, Men Are Evil. Pass the Sugar."

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? if Giles wanted to deflower Willow? Well, let's see. *runs through mental list of fic* Apparently I'd use the "Giles is vamped by Angelus in order to torment Buffy" plot device.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? I hope they're reading Fredslash, especially when I write it. :)

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Lilah-het... Yes! Someone on my flist is agonizing over a Weslah piece at this very minute.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Cady has written me a couple of Lorne-ficlets.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Wesley/Giles/Joyce. Whaddya say, flist? Anyone up for it?

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Ten = Oz, whom I'm having trouble screaming anything. Ever.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? A song for Dru... "Waltzing Matilda"

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? Willow/Tara/Anya. Warnings would be, um, "threesome, femslash, angst, inappropriate use of a carrot." :)

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? Wesley --> Oz. Wow. I totally have no idea.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Five is Joyce. I really haven't read much Joyce-fic at all. She played a semi-important role in "Better Than Popcorn," a recent fic of mine.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink? Tara? Anything I say will tend to incriminate me, won't it?

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Lorne would shag Xander drunk or sober if Xander wanted to.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Lilah + Fred... Lilah, of course, but there's a total power struggle over it.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Willow and Xander are in a happy relationship until Xander suddenly runs off with Giles. Willow, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lorne and a brief unhappy affair with Anya, then follows the wise advice of Joyce and finds true love with Lilah." I would call this fic "Willow is on CRACK. Joyce, too." I thought of raedbard and velvetandlace while reading the summary, on account of the W/X and the X/G. The many lesbian passions of Willow? Could be any of the femslashier portions of my flist, I suppose. jadedcynic, you're a W/X shipper, aren't you? Hmm.....!

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? If Fred/Dru were canon? I would feel confused.
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One: Kaylee (FF)
Two: Sam Carter (SG-1)
Three: Lisa Cuddy (House)
Four: Veronica Mars
Five: Buffy
Six: Lindsey McDonald (AtS)
Seven: Elizabeth Weir (SGA)
Eight: Tammy Metzler (Election)
Nine: Faith (AtS/BtVS)
Ten: Beka Valentine (Drom)
Eleven: Braca (Scape)
Twelve: Kristy Thomas (BSC)

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Lindsey/Braca. Never read it. Would kind of want to. Maybe.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot? VMars is hot. Kind of hot. Not totally hot, but definitely hot.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Kristy got Tammy pregnant? I would die of squee.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? Nine is Faith. Sealed With A Kiss by mpoetess.

Would Two and Six make a good couple? Two is Sam and Six is Lindsey. No, they would not make a good couple. They both have such atrocious luck in love, they'd probably die before the night was out.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Buffy/Faith wins out over Buffy/Beka since they coexist in the same universe.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Weir walked in on Sam and Kristy having sex... if Kristy was still, like, 13? She'd be like, "Colonel Carter -- WHAT THE HELL?" If Kristy was like, grown up? She'd totally join in. :D

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Cuddy/Beka: "OMGHOT." What? It's a summary!

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Kaylee/Tammy could be so fluffy! They could skip around and play on the swings together! Sadly, I don't think anyone's written it.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Weir/Kristy. "There Are Leaders, and There Are Leaders."

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? If VMars wanted to deflower Kaylee? There'd be time travel and kinky shenanigans -- IN SPACE!

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Weir-slash -- um, I don't think so.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Cuddy-het -- I think so.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I think astrogirl2 does.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Sam/VMars/Buffy. Heck, I might write that.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? [Beka] I was going to say something incestuous, then changed my mind. It would probably be 'stream-related.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? "I Kissed a Girl" by Jill Sobule. [This is Tammy, btw.]

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? [Kaylee/Lindsey/Kristy] "het, femslash, threesome, voyeurism, tomboys, cross-dressing, and kink"

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? "Wanna see my spaceship?" [Sam --> Beka]

When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Er, last fic I read about Buffy? Maybe the Buffy/Willow glimmergirl wrote me for _minis.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink? Bottoming to Angel.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? I think Braca would do Faith if Scorpy wanted him to.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Cuddy and Weir? aristaea wants me to write this. I think there's a power struggle. Cuddy probably ends up on top.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Kaylee and Faith are in a happy relationship until Faith suddenly runs off with Veronica Mars. Kaylee, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Braca and a brief unhappy affair with Kristy Thomas, then follows the wise advice of Buffy Summers and finds true love with Lisa Cuddy."

I would call this fic, "Why didn't I think to include Fred in this list so she could be with Kaylee?" and if anyone wrote it, I'd be teh_happy.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Weir/Tammy. I'd feel 1) ecstatic and 2) confused.


I wrote more Tammy/Faith last night! I love them together so terribly much. I hate stupid cute crosssover!OTPs. *frowns*

Shall post the BSC poll soon!

...and GIP!

Comments

[noelia-g.livejournal.com]

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? *snerkkkk* If Anya got Dru pregnant? Connor would have a, um, *draws family tree*, niece or nephew. I'm guessing this is some sort of vengeance spell.
Sheesh... you imagine how traumatised would the kid be? With two mothers like that?

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Fred/Anya... um... "Yes, Men Are Evil. Pass the Sugar."
I want to read that!

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Wesley/Giles/Joyce. Whaddya say, flist? Anyone up for it?
I'll bite. Already got bitten by a dreadful plot bunny, so... I just need some coffee first.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Ten = Oz, whom I'm having trouble screaming anything. Ever.
Yeah... unless Wolvie!Oz. Though that classifies as howling, methinks.


Would Two and Six make a good couple? Two is Sam and Six is Lindsey. No, they would not make a good couple. They both have such atrocious luck in love, they'd probably die before the night was out.
*giggle*
Have you read Curse of Black Widow? The whole debriefing series is hilarious, but I think I love this one the most...

btw. can I vote in the poll just for a hell of it if I only vaguely remember most of the characters apart from Kristy, Claudia and Mary Anne?
*shrug* What? I'm bored...

[wisdomeagle]

*g* Yay! I think I've probably read the fic you mentioned, based on the URL (I spent a lot of time on the FDAS site a couple years ago), but don't remember it all that much.

And yay! plot bunny!

:)

Go ahead and vote! I think cheating is strongly encouraged in balloon polls. :)

[noelia-g.livejournal.com]

*giggle*
Yay!

I love balloon polls. We were doing one on my Culture studies, where we were divided into 10 groups and each group had to choose one person from Great Britain's history. A writer, a monarch, a football player... someone.
And then we had to convince the others to leave that person and throw someone else out.
I never, ever again had such a fun on any lecture.

"We should throw out Elton John"
"NO! We can't. He has to sing on Diana's funeral."
"Uhm, so let's throw out Di? Then he's free to go and can sing on the way"

"Can swans fly?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Then we shall throw Shakespeare out."

*giggle*
Shakespeare stayed, at the end.

But since we are divided into groups we asked the second group who stayed in their case...
Prince William.

Oh, shallowness!

Yeah... I'll be over here. I write longer comments in your lj than posts in mine *L*

[cadence-k.livejournal.com]

Willow/Tara/Anya. Warnings would be, um, "threesome, femslash, angst, inappropriate use of a carrot." :) Hee!

What is Six's super-sekrit kink? Tara? Anything I say will tend to incriminate me, won't it? Again with the hee!

I am so stealing this meme!

[jennixen.livejournal.com]

This Cady...do you think she'd like to show me her Lorne fics? :) *begs cutely*

[wisdomeagle]

the first ficlet and One On The House :)

[jennixen.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[cadence-k.livejournal.com]

I hope you enjoy them! :)

[jennixen.livejournal.com]

I loved them and added you to my F-list. :)

[thelastgoodname.livejournal.com]

I'd read Weir slash if I could find any that didn't include Teyla. In fact, I think Carter/Weir is a favorite underwritten pairing from SG.

As for the rest: If Kristy got Tammy pregnant? I would die of squee. Why hasn't anyone written this? It would be so wonderful, and cute, and cute, and wonderful (even if I'm not a big fan of kidfic, it would be so cute).

If Weir walked in on Sam and Kristy having sex... if Kristy was still, like, 13? She'd be like, "Colonel Carter -- WHAT THE HELL?" If Kristy was like, grown up? She'd totally join in. :D Are you gonna write this? Because adult-Kristy/Sam/Elizabeth sounds like a wonderful thing (of course, see above regarding Carter/Weir).

Weir/Kristy. "There Are Leaders, and There Are Leaders." I think I'm sensing a trend in fics that I want to read. Who knew BSC/SG would crossover so well in my head?

Also: "Wanna see my spaceship?" [Sam --> Beka] Do you know where all the Beka f/f is? I'd love to find some, and without resorting to fanfiction.net.

[wisdomeagle]

*cough*

Taking it Hard (Weir/Sam)

*dammit!* The Weir/Sam/McKay someone wrote for me is now *flocked* *cries hard*

Pop Goes... (Beka/Trance)

And dude, Carter/Weir is so my SG1/SGA crossover OTP. ForEVA.

The BSC is just wicked, wicked fun for crossovers! And Kirsty/Tammy. Just. *gah*

[triggerhappy.livejournal.com]

Absent Wings (http://www.hnoiyika.com/SG1/absentwings.html)

I remembered reading this, but hadn't realized it is, probably, the one you were meaning.

[wisdomeagle]

OOOh, yay! And 'tis accessible to me! *hearts* Thank you. (I love that fic way too much.)

[triggerhappy.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. :-)

[hermionesviolin.livejournal.com]

What is Six's super-sekrit kink? Tara? Anything I say will tend to incriminate me, won't it?

*grins*

Also, I love this meme like whoa. Especially if it results in the writing of awesome crackfic by the flist and beyond.

[wisdomeagle]

*g* I sooo hope so! *happies*

[celievamp.livejournal.com]

Had to try this for myself - will put my results in my LJ later. But some of yours... oh the plot bunnies, the plot bunnies.

[wisdomeagle]

*squee*

[astrogirl2.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've written Braca once or twice. And this is the funnest meme! I've just wasted all morning doing it, damn it. :)