actors are paid to be pretty, VMars + HouseMD fic on demand!

[wisdomeagle]

Wee reminder: so far happily unspoiled for S9/2, and I thank all of you for your Constant Vigilance in cut-tagging and warning. Keep it up. :)

James Wilson as played by Robert Sean Leonard is possibly the prettiest person I've ever seen. Naturally since I watch so much TV so regularly, there are lots of pretty people, but they tend to have prettiness that arises from their being kick-ass instead of just being hard-core aesthetically pleasing. But Wilson is so pretty it's distracting. How can one person be so damned attractive? I watch the show and I love House and I stare at Wilson. And stare. And stare.


Which brings me to what's aptly labeled "the slutty meme" about which actors you'd shag if you got extremely lucky.

If you'd shag them put the name in bold.
If you'd shag them after a few drinks put the name in italics.
If you wouldn't shag or don't know who they are, leave as is.
Add one or two of your own to the end. (Or more if you feel the need. :D)

1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo DiCaprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zack Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery [Orlin!]
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Gael Garcia Bernal
116. Enrique Murciano
117. Jamie Bamber
118. Chris Evans
119. Joe Perry
120. Billy Crudup
121 Josh Holloway
122. Oliver Platt
123. Oliver Reed
124. Naveen Andrews
125. Eric Szmanda
126. Matt Czuchry
127. Jason Dohring [Logan Echolls]
128. Gale Harold
129. Patrick Dempsey
130. Tanc Sade
132. James Marsters
133. Ryan Reynolds
134. Val Kilmer
135. Adam Baldwin [I've heard he's a Republican.]
136. Sean Maher
137. Mekhi Phifer
138. Raoul Bova
139. Wes Bentley
140. David Beckham
141. Alexis Denisof
142. J August Richards
143. Brendan Fehr
144. David Bowie
145. Rivers Cuomo
146. Anthony Stewart Head
147. Rob Zombie
148. Jason Ritter
149. Bryan Greenberg
150. Hal Sparks
151. Ethan Embry
152. Matthew Lillard
153. Seth Green
154. James McAvoy
155. Alec Newman [Drogyn. Sexy.]
156. Nicholas Brendan
157. Dougray Scott
158. Nick Stahl
159. Ray Stevenson
160. Joel Edgerton
161. Robert Sean Leonard [see above, Wilson.]
162. Hugh Laurie
163. Jesse Spencer [Dr. Chase]
164. David Hewlett [yes to the personality. Not so much on the pretty.]
165. Michael Shanks
166. David Krumholtz
167. David Monahan
168. Richard Dean Anderson
169. Christopher Gorham

And some of mine:
170. Patrick Stewart
171. Rainbow Sun Francks
172. Percy Daggs III [Wallace]
173. Michael Weatherly
174. J. R. Bourne
175. Robin Sachs
176. Geoffrey Palmer

Mostly an exercise in "can Ari identify these actors?" as all the ones I can identify, I'd probably shag. What can I say? Actors are paid to be pretty. [is there a version out there for those of us who are equal opportunity in our actor-lusting? Eliza, anyone?]


In three more episodes, I'll be up to date with current canon in both House MD and Veronica Mars. In honor of this special occasion, despite the fact that I have about a week to write almost a half dozen other things, I'm inviting everyone who's a fan of either show to request a drabble or ficlet for one (or both!) of those shows. Can be crossover with another show you know I'm familiar with (BtVS, AtS, FF, FS, Drom, SG1, SGA, see userinfo) or crossover between the two shows, or just set in one verse. Het, slash, femslash, gen. Come on. Request me up?

Want to get in on the new fandom love? houseepisodes or go_pirates.

Comments

[glimmergirl.livejournal.com]

s there a version out there for those of us who are equal opportunity in our actor-lusting?

Y'know, I was just asking myself why there were only menfolk on this list. Many of whom I just look at the name and wonder who they are...

:)

[wisdomeagle]

Yep, ditto. It amuses me how I don't recognize half the first half of the list, then it hits fandom, and suddenly I'm like, yay, my boys!

Still. I wants the womenfolk, I does!

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

Still. I wants the womenfolk, I does!

You could always start that one yourself, you know. Bet your flist would help you accumulate the starter list of names. ;-)

[sangerin.livejournal.com]

kattahj had a list of women.

And Robert Sean Leonard is in House?! I'll have to watch it now - when it eventually is shown out here...

[cadence-k.livejournal.com]

Yes, we should start a list of womenfolk!

[sweetcommunist.livejournal.com]

The existance of so many House episodes in one place made me oh so happy. Then I discovered that they were all .avi files, which my computer doesn't play, and then I oh so wasn't.
Yay for House love. If you haven't seen Swing Kids, you ought to, for it stars the lovely Robert Sean Leonard.
Jeeves & Wooster is my always recommendation for Hugh Laurie love, and for Stephen Fry love (because I just may love him even more.)