pun + pr0n
Mar. 29th, 2005 05:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wisdomeagleMath pun of the week (courtesy my eighth grade math teacher): "Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond". *dies*
And a little Wes/Faith PWP thingie, from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
jedi_penguin's fill in the blanks meme. Short, and porny, and she wrote the first half of every sentence.
Problem Child
Buffy, Willow and Riley all raised their eyebrows in disapproval, but she just laughed and hooked a finger into the waistband of her thong, causing more than one of the watching Scoobies to draw a sharp breath or adjust their pants.
Wesley barked out a laugh for the first time in months, and Faith flashed him a grin, threw herself over the table till her breasts were inches away from his face, and, with a leer, whispered, "You want me too, huh Wes?" True, he was a sick sadistic bastard, but he was the only one of them with the guts to show that he was turned on, and Faith liked that in a man, especially when stubble was added to the mix: stubble and honesty. She was bringing her tongue into play now, wrapping it around her index finger, licking plum-colored lipstick (Divine Seduction) off her lips, but now she stopped teasing and drawled, "Why don't we go train on our own?"
"You're an annoying little shit with delusions of being a philosopher when you are in fact little more than a tease," Wesley whispered, then, his attention distracted by her fingers in her thong, he thought better of it and muttered, "But you're my slayer and I have a responsibility to... train you."
Faith slithered out of the controversial panties and purred her acceptance, grinning with delight at the shocked looks on Willow's and Riley's faces as Wesley followed her into the training room, one hand protectively guarding her ass.
And a little Wes/Faith PWP thingie, from
jedi_penguin's fill in the blanks meme. Short, and porny, and she wrote the first half of every sentence.Problem Child
Buffy, Willow and Riley all raised their eyebrows in disapproval, but she just laughed and hooked a finger into the waistband of her thong, causing more than one of the watching Scoobies to draw a sharp breath or adjust their pants.
Wesley barked out a laugh for the first time in months, and Faith flashed him a grin, threw herself over the table till her breasts were inches away from his face, and, with a leer, whispered, "You want me too, huh Wes?" True, he was a sick sadistic bastard, but he was the only one of them with the guts to show that he was turned on, and Faith liked that in a man, especially when stubble was added to the mix: stubble and honesty. She was bringing her tongue into play now, wrapping it around her index finger, licking plum-colored lipstick (Divine Seduction) off her lips, but now she stopped teasing and drawled, "Why don't we go train on our own?"
"You're an annoying little shit with delusions of being a philosopher when you are in fact little more than a tease," Wesley whispered, then, his attention distracted by her fingers in her thong, he thought better of it and muttered, "But you're my slayer and I have a responsibility to... train you."
Faith slithered out of the controversial panties and purred her acceptance, grinning with delight at the shocked looks on Willow's and Riley's faces as Wesley followed her into the training room, one hand protectively guarding her ass.
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Date: 2005-03-29 11:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-03-30 01:21 am (UTC)wisdom.
Date: 2005-03-30 04:49 am (UTC)Re: wisdom.
Date: 2005-03-30 05:42 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-06-16 08:00 pm (UTC)Loved it! :)