yaoi femslash het JACKSAMDRABBLE classes paper FLUFFONDEMAND

[wisdomeagle]

I am reading Patience and Sarah and weeping for the lack of yaoi.

Yes, Patience and Sarah is the classic in lesbian literature. I'm still weeping for the lack of yaoi.

But, but, but, Sarah is posing as a boy! And she meets this really sweet peddler. And....

Sarah (as Sam): I like it best like this, just the two of us. I know you like town best. All them clever folks. Your own kind. Do you hear me?
Parson: Yes. Everything.

And later that night...

Sam: Parson?
Parson: Uh?
Sam: You like me all right?
Parson: Of course I do. you know I do. Too much.
I laid there smiling to myself.
Parson: Embarrassingly much.

SQUEE! Parson actually is in love with Sam, and it leads to the scene later where Sarah reveals she's actually a girl, but damn, I wish that Sam were real. OTP OMG. *cries*

Just registered for classes. Am taking:

-Medical Anthro
-Women in the arts
-Language and Culture
-Christian Scriptures
-Senior Thesis
& in May Term, something about myths. Or something. Another Anthro class.

Ah, trusty vending machine. I ask for root beer Pibb X-Tra, you give me Coke knock-off Mt. Dew.

In other news, the apocalypse is upon us. I wrote a drabble and a half for mylittleredgirl.

A Jack/Sam drabble and a half. Stupid, fluffy, pointless Jack/Sam. With a Clueless quote for a title.

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"Oh, Honey, You Baked"

She wore a dab of flour on her nose, a blotch of batter on her sleeve. Her hair was mussed. Jack stood in her doorway, carrying his pizza in front of him, and stared. "Is something wrong? Did something explode in the kitchen?"

"I might have thrown a pot or two. The pie frustrated me."

"Pie?"

"Don't get your hopes up. Half an hour ago, it was going to be pie. Now, it's mostly a mess."

Jack looked at her, trying to figure out how upset she really was. Lots of upset meant she'd want to be left alone for awhile. A little bit of upset meant that cuddling might cure it quickly.

Carter took the pizza box from him, and he decided.

When her head, mussed hair and all, rested gently on his shoulder, Jack wondered how he could have thought this was anything other than a cuddle-worthy occasion.

---

I finished the Doctor Faustus paper! And it sucks! I think I'm petrified since the last plot analysis I wrote for this professor earned me like, a B. Which is like, the lowest grade she's ever given me. So I'm paralyzed. This paper has no plot! It's just a random string of thoughts that hopefully answer all the questions in some sort of logical order. Hopefully.

So, why don't we have another round of fic on demand? In honor of how much fun I had writing Teh Eval Het for Little Red, this round will be fluff on demand. Just request a pairing (friendships are okay too!) and voila, I writes the fic! I wrote one for everyone who asked for porn! *makes doe eyes* And, um, you might want to clarify this whole "fluff" thing, since in my universe, fic where Angelus drinks from Wesley and kills him is comfort food. :p

ETA: There is apparently a NEW EPISODE of Atlantis in Canada. Ten more reasons to move there. Er, and by ten? I mean, um, one. Really. *crosses fingers and prays for BitTorrent* *would NEVER EVER download anything illegally*

Comments

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a pretty interesting schedule, except for that senior thesis thing. I hear way too many people complaining about that one, lol.

Am resisting asking for Sam/Daniel because I always ask that. How about Sam/Teal'c? They're so cute together this season. Just stay away from the blood and death happening to either one of them, and you should be fine! *g*

[wisdomeagle]

Yeah, it should be a fun schedule. And my senior thesis will hopefully be on the BiblehetOTPOMG, so that should be fun, if insanely... senior thesis-y. :p

Sam/Teal'c-y goodness. Rawr. :p

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

That will be one interesting thesis. I already find it fascinating.

S/T cuteness! Especially when they both wear the black t-shirts and he smiles at her like he's just walked in on her in the shower. Heh!

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

YAY!!! Your Eval Het has made me happy yet again :)

[wisdomeagle]

YAY!

[cheese-munkey.livejournal.com]

Yay women in the arts and shared suffering! XP

.....can I request BekaxTrance?

(Didn't you have a lot of homework this week? *Is a Bad Influence*)

See ya @ dinner. ^_^
<3

[wisdomeagle]

Yay shared suffering!

.....can I request BekaxTrance?

Sure, but in that order? o_O

Homework? What homework? LIES! (And I totally just typed "homowork" instaed of homework. :p)

<3

[cheese-munkey.livejournal.com]

*Giggles uncontrollably*
Re is such luv. ;)

Sure, in that order! ^_^ (I don't really care) XP.
Have fun @ tutoring!

[gvambat.livejournal.com]

You got a livejournal! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*bounces* *friends*

:p

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[wisdomeagle]

Roommate is very observant, isn't she?

Roommate needs to request fluffffff!

[gvambat.livejournal.com]

Yup yup yup!

OOOOOH, FLUFH!

That's not how you spell fluff, is it?

Hrm....

Could you forgive me if I requested another het pairing? (Had a dream about your Wes/Lilah fic btw. Very odd.)

If so, could I request a bit of Willow/Xander fluff?

If not, how about...*thinks*...only things that are springing to mind are Jack/Thor-ish. :p

[wisdomeagle]

Well, added Willow/Xander to the .txt, so we shall see.

Apparently, my flist is just averse to slash on principle. I understand that. Slash is pretty icky. :p

[cheese-munkey.livejournal.com]

Hee, *bounces&friends back* - the lj makes for a good vent-space for anger, but mostly crack. ;)

*poooooooooookes* XP

^_^

[gvambat.livejournal.com]

There's another reason to have a livejournal?

:p

Patience and Sarah

[neatlynoted.livejournal.com]

I read "Patience and Sarah" because I read "Annie On My Mind" (Nancy Garden), and the main characters in AOMM read PaS, so I thought I should, too. Turns out they were both beautiful books.