presidential debate #3
Oct. 13th, 2004 10:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wisdomeagleMary Baldwin: Come to the debates and we give you pizza.
Ari: Okay!
Mary Baldwin: Here, pizza!
Ari: *eats* Yum!
Bob: I ownz0red both of you.
Bush: Kerry is a liberal.
Ari: Okay, I'll vote for him.
Bush: No, but he's from Massachusetts!
Ari: Okay, I'll vote for him.
Bush: No, but he has a litmus test for appointing judges!
Ari: Okay, I'll vote for him.
Bush: *pouts
Bob: Are lesbians and gays people?
Bush: I don't know.
Kerry: Yes. Also, Cheney's daughter is a lesbian. Did you know that? A les-bi-an. And her daddy's an evil Republican.
Cheney's daughter: I disownz0red you, Daddy! I don't WANT to be outed on national TV every single day!
Bob: Should we raise minimum wage?
Kerry: Yes
Ari: Okay, I'll vote for you.
Bush: Uh, I'll ignore that question, and talk about my education plan instead.
Kerry: You're on crack.
Bush: Thank you.
Ari: OMG, they actually answered the question! *faints*
Bush: Buggy and horse days.
Baldwin students: *erupt with laughter*
Ari: Dude, it wasn't that funny.
Bob: So, how's about that economy?
Kerry: It sucks0rz, and it's all Bush's fault.
Bush: It sucks0rz, and it's all Clinton's fault.
Ari: I wonder how the Sox are doing?
God: They are sucking, because you aren't there to root for them.
Ari: *weepz*
Bush: *makes lame attempt at humor*
Baldwin students: *mock Bush*
Kerry: *iz teh_sex*
Bob: So, how's about that flu medication?
Bush: It came from England. Third-world country.
Tony Blair: No nookie for you tonight!
Bush: *weepz*
Kerry: Allow me to ignore that question and talk about my irrelevant health care plan.
Bob: Final question: do you like women?
Bush: I like women.
Kerry: I like women.
Ari: I like women too. Can I snag another piece of pizza?
teh_end.
Two runners on base! C'mon! GO SOX!
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Date: 2004-10-14 03:06 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-10-14 03:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-10-14 09:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-10-14 05:08 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-10-14 07:30 pm (UTC)Bush: It came from England. Third-world country.
Tony Blair: No nookie for you tonight!
Bush: *weepz*
I very much love you for that.
*still laughing my ass off*
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Date: 2004-10-14 08:25 pm (UTC)*grins*
(no subject)
Date: 2004-10-15 06:00 pm (UTC)and yeah, you are teh lurv. and we're both disturbed that kerry is "teh sex" o_O.
and i want pizza! :P
<3
-z.... *swear* i'm getting closer to an lj everyday! :P