problems with writing Claudia/Ben wingfic:

1. I've never written Claudia/Ben proper. I've written them! Together! Flirting and bantering and teasing like crazy and in one case having a previous sexual relationship, but never actually DOING stuff. Just angsting about it or thinking about it or remembering it. And it's like, hey, Invisible Line In The Sand Concerning The Private Lives of Celebrities, there you are! It's been awhile!
2. The wings. How are you supposed to... paste them on? I mean, they are WINGS. WINGS FROM NOWHERE. That's the whole idea! And Claudia would be so pretty with wings. But. WINGS? WHEREFORE WINGS? Stupid magical realism with the magic and the realism.

Unrelated: every time I use this icon I miss cheese_munkey. Oh, Z., where have you gone?