my first lines

So. Here they are. Sixty-odd first lines of fanfic. Almost all the 'Gate stuff in here is online somewhere; almost none of the Buffy stuff is (because it's not finished.) So here are some teasers for things yet to come.

Do as you like with these: put them in drabbles, put them in ficlets, put them in novels. Change the names, leave the names, edit them, what have you. Post the drabbles here, there, everywhere. Guess where they came from. Marvel at their inanity. Ignore them. Up to you.

These are in alphabetical order and, as a unit, rated R.
( my own first lines )

Farscape in review:

"Die Me, Dichotomy."

Oooh, lookit, I get to use my Die Me icon!

[spoilers for most of the S2 arc + the beginning of S3]
( Die Me )

Lunchtime.

tonight:

1. Do more first-line drabble meme. I have some ready to go, and some inspiration for others. More people have posted their first lines.

2. Re-code website. For real this time. Make it kick some actual ass. Make it all pretty. Make it up to date with all my most recent fic.

3. Question for fannish types: when you're on a personal site, how do you like to see fic organized? By title? By date published? Some other order? How do you like to see fic subdivided? By character? Pairing? Genre (slash/het/femslash/gen)? Genre (Comedy/romance/angst)? Some other method?

4. Question for everyone: what feature of computers/the internet would you most like to have in real life? Some of mine: ctrl-z. ctrl-f. strikethrough. Google.

5. Question for fannish people: what fic(s) would you like me to try to start/finish/work more on? Choices include:
-Sam/Cassie post-Heroes (So Cassie is totally eighteen.)
-Giles/Tara AU
-Joss RPF
-Giles/Buffy UST "The Summers Between"
-McKay backstory (slash + het)
-Scorpy/Braca
-Trance/Dylan non-con
-something else you've seen me mention but haven't seen?

6. I decided to celebrate being almost over the plague by drinking waaay more caffeine than is healthy for me. So I'm waaaay bouncy. :D

7. gvambat, call me after seven if you're around and stuff? And we can go wheeee! together.