a bit of silliness:
May. 31st, 2004 07:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wisdomeagleUn-Jack/Samness, in the Changeling-verse...
Jack was a fireman. Sam was a firewoman. "Wow," said Sam. We don't have any chemistry in this universe either."
"You're right!" said Jack. "Also, it would still be highly unethical for us to have a relationship, as we're still in a chain of command, of sorts."
"Huh," said Sam. They had sex, Sam got pregnant, they got married, and they had five children named Daniel, Janet, George, Jonas, and T. Sam thought T was a stupid name for a kid, so she and Jack had a big fight resulting in lots of thrown crockery and a broken pipe organ. In the end, Sam got custody of the kids while Jack went to brood by his lake in Minnesota, and their romantic entanglement not only broke up the squad, it was directly responsible for the deaths of two children, as they were too busy bickering to rescue them.
The moral of the story is: don't let romantic interests interfere with professional obligations.
Any attempts at an actual update would be absolutely ridiculous, so I won't even try.
Jack was a fireman. Sam was a firewoman. "Wow," said Sam. We don't have any chemistry in this universe either."
"You're right!" said Jack. "Also, it would still be highly unethical for us to have a relationship, as we're still in a chain of command, of sorts."
"Huh," said Sam. They had sex, Sam got pregnant, they got married, and they had five children named Daniel, Janet, George, Jonas, and T. Sam thought T was a stupid name for a kid, so she and Jack had a big fight resulting in lots of thrown crockery and a broken pipe organ. In the end, Sam got custody of the kids while Jack went to brood by his lake in Minnesota, and their romantic entanglement not only broke up the squad, it was directly responsible for the deaths of two children, as they were too busy bickering to rescue them.
The moral of the story is: don't let romantic interests interfere with professional obligations.
Any attempts at an actual update would be absolutely ridiculous, so I won't even try.
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Date: 2004-05-31 06:58 pm (UTC)How is you, anyway? You is good?
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Date: 2004-06-01 01:12 pm (UTC)I is good. I mean, complicated, but on the whole, good. I's with girl, after all. :D
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Date: 2004-06-01 07:02 pm (UTC)Good, good. All will be good then. Hope you have a long and sappy life together :-D
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Date: 2004-06-02 04:16 pm (UTC)Love the pipe organ. The pipe organ is the best character.