*blows kisses*
May. 5th, 2004 04:25 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wisdomeagleThis is somewhat frightening. Not that I mind but... does one really want to achieve fame in the Stargate fandom by writing Sam/Hammond that doesn't squick? Oh heck. I'm kidding no one. If I achieve BNF-dom by organizing a tent city outside MGM studios until they give us our J/D kiss*, I'd be happy enough.
In that spirit, a bring you a List:
Why 'ship Jack/Hammond
-the chances of a canonical denial (like "Fallen" for S/D or "Beneath the Surface" for Jack/Teal'c) are very slim.
-the lovely, lovely expression of love in Heroes (one)
-"Chain Reaction." 'Nuff said.
-squick your friends! Squick slashers! Cutting-edge coolness.
-Never be accused of just being in it for the pretty.
-Feel free to bitch and moan that there's no good fic out there.
-avant-garde post-modern slash, not like that old-school J/D fluff.
-mmm, CO/2iC. Just like Jack/Sam, in a way.
*not that I'd do it
This has been open all day and that's all I've got, fandom-wise. However, in RL (sort of) news: email from the mysterious male creature. Huh.
In that spirit, a bring you a List:
Why 'ship Jack/Hammond
-the chances of a canonical denial (like "Fallen" for S/D or "Beneath the Surface" for Jack/Teal'c) are very slim.
-the lovely, lovely expression of love in Heroes (one)
-"Chain Reaction." 'Nuff said.
-squick your friends! Squick slashers! Cutting-edge coolness.
-Never be accused of just being in it for the pretty.
-Feel free to bitch and moan that there's no good fic out there.
-avant-garde post-modern slash, not like that old-school J/D fluff.
-mmm, CO/2iC. Just like Jack/Sam, in a way.
*not that I'd do it
This has been open all day and that's all I've got, fandom-wise. However, in RL (sort of) news: email from the mysterious male creature. Huh.
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Date: 2004-05-05 04:55 am (UTC)Oh, you know you want to! I'll come and be your tent-buddy!
Why 'ship Jack/Hammond
Noooooo!! ::brainscrub:: I know that they love each other dearly and they have this deep, un-dying mutual respect for one another but the visuals just do nothing for me, I'm sorry! That's the one thing you can say about J/D: that is one HOT, STEAMY affair!
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Date: 2004-05-05 09:27 am (UTC)It'll be like Woodstock, in a way. Or Kent State, only without the death.
Err... sorry for the US cultural refs. Don't know any Aussie ones.
Haha! *does the I Squicked Fandom Dance*
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Date: 2004-05-05 06:11 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-05 09:25 am (UTC)*bows*
Hammond's dick: it's like Jesus, in a way.
*scrubs brain*
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Date: 2004-05-05 11:44 am (UTC)you might need bleach for that one.
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Date: 2004-05-05 11:53 am (UTC):p
Okay, girls. It's industrial strength bleach time.
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Date: 2004-05-05 12:50 pm (UTC)Of course it's true! The question is--in what ways is Jesus's dick like Hammond?
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Date: 2004-05-05 01:00 pm (UTC)And, um, they have no hair on the head? (Except a little fringe around the base)
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Date: 2004-05-05 02:52 pm (UTC)Do we know that for sure? If we do, I don't want to know.
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Date: 2004-05-05 04:55 pm (UTC)