barbies and coming out
Feb. 15th, 2004 01:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wisdomeagle OMGWTF ::boggle::.
May I state for the record that my Barbie and first Ken (Howard Ken Howard) had a very happy marriage until Barbie's tragic demise by decapitation.
My actual Ken was never married to Barbie. He had long since divorced his first wife, Anna, and was happily married to Midge whenit was tragically cancelled I grew too old for Barbies.
Likewise, Beth and Bob, Alice and Alicia, and Larry and Lisa are still happily married. I think that other!Kevin and Kelsey's marriage ended with decapitation, as well, though.
In any event, never fear.
Um... in other news....
Wow. Came out to person living in room. Hello. *brain falls out of head*
*hands shake* I'm eighteen years old and I came out for the first time four years ago and my hands are still shaking and I swear I've blushed ten shades of red and pink and every color of the rainbow. Fuck. I swear, they all ask the same questions. How long have you known? Do your parents know? How did they take it? At least she didn't ask how I knew, and I hope she realizes I'm as far from interested in her as... well, as some really elegant metaphor.
My only question is whether it took this long for her to figure it out or this long for her to get up the nerve to ask.
Anyhow. That was... exciting.
Right.
I have two Jack/Harry novella-length ideas that are begging to be written.
May I state for the record that my Barbie and first Ken (Howard Ken Howard) had a very happy marriage until Barbie's tragic demise by decapitation.
My actual Ken was never married to Barbie. He had long since divorced his first wife, Anna, and was happily married to Midge when
Likewise, Beth and Bob, Alice and Alicia, and Larry and Lisa are still happily married. I think that other!Kevin and Kelsey's marriage ended with decapitation, as well, though.
In any event, never fear.
Um... in other news....
Wow. Came out to person living in room. Hello. *brain falls out of head*
*hands shake* I'm eighteen years old and I came out for the first time four years ago and my hands are still shaking and I swear I've blushed ten shades of red and pink and every color of the rainbow. Fuck. I swear, they all ask the same questions. How long have you known? Do your parents know? How did they take it? At least she didn't ask how I knew, and I hope she realizes I'm as far from interested in her as... well, as some really elegant metaphor.
My only question is whether it took this long for her to figure it out or this long for her to get up the nerve to ask.
Anyhow. That was... exciting.
Right.
I have two Jack/Harry novella-length ideas that are begging to be written.