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Jan. 19th, 2004 10:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wisdomeagleI'm looking over my old freewriting in vain attempts to be inspired to write a short story tonight and stumbled across this. For some reason I really like it; it's not particularly good, perhaps, but it amuses me in its honesty:
Errant bisexuals gathered at the bar and ate codfish stew and imagined that somewhere out there was the Prince/ss charming we've all been waiting for our entire lives. They chatted up their dining companions and looked androgynous and very well to do and quite smitten with a certain someone across the table who isn't at all interested and thus we have the plot. It shall involve lots of running up and down and back and forth and kissing and hugging and perhaps a car chase, just to make things interesting, but it will not, under any circumstances, contain any sex because we are attempting to write a realistic story and we personally have not been laid for over a year.
Errant bisexuals gathered at the bar and ate codfish stew and imagined that somewhere out there was the Prince/ss charming we've all been waiting for our entire lives. They chatted up their dining companions and looked androgynous and very well to do and quite smitten with a certain someone across the table who isn't at all interested and thus we have the plot. It shall involve lots of running up and down and back and forth and kissing and hugging and perhaps a car chase, just to make things interesting, but it will not, under any circumstances, contain any sex because we are attempting to write a realistic story and we personally have not been laid for over a year.
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Date: 2004-01-19 08:44 pm (UTC)Please expand on this. If for nothing else than the completely mindbogglingly hysterical comments.
That's *so* my new motto "We are attempting to write a realistic story and we personally have not been laid for over a year."
Makes you wonder. If only people who were getting laid could write slash or 'ship, how much slash and 'ship would there be?
- Meg
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Date: 2004-01-19 08:49 pm (UTC)If only people who were getting laid could write slash or 'ship, how much slash and 'ship would there be?
How much slash could a slasher slash if a slasher had an actual life and weren't using slash vicariously?