[meme] zombiepocalypse on Tumblr

[wisdomeagle]

[biggish image under the cut, with profanity]





[Image is a large square filled with these words: "You have to make your way across a small town USA rea invested with rage virus zombies. The first item on your left is your primary weapon. The first item on your right is your secondary weapon. The main character in the last show you watched is your only surviving friend. So now tell me, exactly just how FUCKED are you?" Text is in various muted colors on a dark gray background. "ZOMBIES" is red and a bit battered. Stylized blood splatters in the bottom right corner. Banner at the bottom of the image reads "more awesome pictures at the themetapicture.com"]

Had a book about liberation theology on my left and, um, the arm of my couch on my right. And I'm fairly sure the last TV I watched was Gossip Girl, so that's, um, Blair.

So, so fucked.

Comments

[cadenzamuse]

Pint glass full of water on my left, teddy bear wearing my alma mater's shirt on my right, and the last show I watched was The Real Hustle. So, that's...not good then.

[wisdomeagle]

Unless the teddy bear has unexpected super powers, yeah.

[cadenzamuse]

If any of the zombies respond to charm, the hustlers might help. And I guess I have glass shards? But, yeah.

[beccaelizabeth]

Bag full of books, bag full of pens, and The Doctor.
Pretty sure the world is saved, either with Science! or with awesome degrees of pop cultural knowledge.

[asymmetrical]

My primary weapon is a pillow. My secondary weapon is a lighter. My only surviving friend... is Captain Picard.

I'd never survive a zombie apocalypse under the best of conditions, but I'm pretty confident about Picard.