[meme] oh dear

[wisdomeagle]

Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012. Via vassilissa

"The problem of the authority of Scripture is part of the wider crisis of authority in modern Western culture."

This is why I will never, ever get laid, isn't it?

(The romance novel is probably equidistant and vaguely more satisfying:

"We came down here to take out a boat, but I have always had an aversion to being a wallflower."

Although oddly specific.)

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[wisdomeagle]

This made me look it up in Evangelical Lutheran Worship, which is the book closest to my heart always.

"God of all peoples, your arms reach out to embrace all those who call upon you."

Unsurprisingly, yes, that is what my erotic life looks like most of the time.